{"id":234599,"date":"2014-01-02T06:07:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-02T06:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/02\/if-i-was-dating-you-id-make-you-tea-and-brownies\/"},"modified":"2014-01-02T06:07:00","modified_gmt":"2014-01-02T06:07:00","slug":"if-i-was-dating-you-id-make-you-tea-and-brownies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/02\/if-i-was-dating-you-id-make-you-tea-and-brownies\/","title":{"rendered":"If I was dating you, I&#8217;d make you tea and brownies while you write. I&#8217;d sing a lullaby until you fell asleep every night. I&#8217;d make sure you didn&#8217;t have to have a job if you didn&#8217;t want to. I&#8217;d make you dinner and wake you up with wonderful breakfasts in bed. I&#8217;d give you all the love and affection you deserve."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/a905b7a0e10408779cba6ef4789c422f\/tumblr_inline_myrfmomDDS1rw8a11.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This sounds absolutely marvelous\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This sounds absolutely marvelous\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[7311,437,23840],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234599"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=234599"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234599\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=234599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=234599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=234599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}