{"id":234570,"date":"2014-01-02T10:10:48","date_gmt":"2014-01-02T10:10:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/02\/leupagus-absurdical-thorenoakenshield\/"},"modified":"2018-09-28T10:18:59","modified_gmt":"2018-09-28T10:18:59","slug":"leupagus-absurdical-thorenoakenshield","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/02\/leupagus-absurdical-thorenoakenshield\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-234570 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/02\/leupagus-absurdical-thorenoakenshield\/attachment\/234571\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mu9atxWRe11rc4gxlo1_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" 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srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mu9atxWRe11rc4gxlo5_r1_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mu9atxWRe11rc4gxlo5_r1_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/02\/leupagus-absurdical-thorenoakenshield\/attachment\/234576\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mu9atxWRe11rc4gxlo6_r1_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mu9atxWRe11rc4gxlo6_r1_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mu9atxWRe11rc4gxlo6_r1_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" 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href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/elrond-has-been-through...-LITERALLY-EVERYTHING\" target=\"_blank\">#elrond has been through\u2026 LITERALLY EVERYTHING<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/abandoned-by-parents%3A-check\" target=\"_blank\">#abandoned by parents: check<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/with-twin-brother%3A-check\" target=\"_blank\">#with twin brother: check<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/raised-by-the-least-murderous-son-of-feanor%3A-check\" target=\"_blank\">#raised by the least murderous son of feanor: check<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/before-he-left-them-too%3A-check\" target=\"_blank\">#before he left them too: check<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/given-the-option-of-choosing-mortality-or-immortality%3A-check\" target=\"_blank\">#given the option of choosing mortality or immortality: check<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/watching-his-brother-choose-mortality-and-become-king-of-a-big-star-shaped-island%3A-check\" target=\"_blank\">#watching his brother choose mortality and become king of a big star-shaped island: check<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/that-he-would-watch-his-brother%27s-descendants-slowly-corrupt-and-sink-into-the-sea%3A-check\" target=\"_blank\">#that he would watch his brother\u2019s descendants slowly corrupt and sink into the sea: check<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/become-the-number-two-guy-of-a-pretty-nice-king%3A-check\" target=\"_blank\">#become the number two guy of a pretty nice king: check<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/who-he-would-join-in-leading-an-epic-army-of-every-people-to-one-final-%28lol%29-fight-against-evil%3A-check\" target=\"_blank\">#who he would join in leading an epic army of every people to one final (lol) fight against evil: check<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/who-he-would-then-watch-be-set-on-fire-and-thrown-across-mordor%3A-check\" target=\"_blank\">#who he would then watch be set on fire and thrown across mordor: check<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/and-then-watch-evil-be-defeated-but-this-moron-nephew-through-generations-not-destroy-the-ring%3A-check\" target=\"_blank\">#and then watch evil be defeated but this moron nephew-through-generations not destroy the ring: check<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/ALSO-HIS-DAD-IS-A-STAR-AND-HIS-MOM-TURNED-INTO-A-BIRD-AND-THEY-FLY-AROUND-SPACE-ON-A-SHIP-FOREVER\" target=\"_blank\">#ALSO HIS DAD IS A STAR AND HIS MOM TURNED INTO A BIRD AND THEY FLY AROUND SPACE ON A SHIP FOREVER<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/THIS-IS-ONLY-ELROND%27S-SHITTY-LIFE-THROUGH-THE-SECOND-AGE-GUYS\" target=\"_blank\">#THIS IS ONLY ELROND\u2019S SHITTY LIFE THROUGH THE SECOND AGE GUYS<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/THE-THIRD-AGE-IS-BULLSHIT\" target=\"_blank\">#THE THIRD AGE IS BULLSHIT<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/WERE-ALL-THE-SHITTY-THINGS-THAT-HAPPENED-IN-ELROND%27S-LIVES-TO-BE-WRITTEN-DOWN\" target=\"_blank\">#WERE ALL THE SHITTY THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN ELROND\u2019S LIVES TO BE WRITTEN DOWN<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/IT%27S-LIKE-30-BOOKS-AND-COUNTING-WITH-%27SHITTY-THINGS-HAPPEN-TO-ELROND%27-IN-THE-BACKGROUND\" target=\"_blank\">#IT\u2019S LIKE 30 BOOKS AND COUNTING WITH \u2018SHITTY THINGS HAPPEN TO ELROND\u2019 IN THE BACKGROUND<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/ugh-elrond\" target=\"_blank\">#ugh elrond<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/i-blame-zlot\" target=\"_blank\">#i blame zlot<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/for-you-zlot\" target=\"_blank\">#for you zlot<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/hugo-weaving\" target=\"_blank\">#hugo weaving<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/lord-of-the-rings\" target=\"_blank\">#lord of the rings<\/a><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/the-hobbit\" target=\"_blank\">#the hobbit<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>p much<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>leupagus: absurdical: thorenoakenshield: Isn\u2019t it amazing how nobody ever listens to Elrond IF EVERYONE LISTENED TO ELROND, ELROND WOULD BE MUCH HAPPIER. will no one think of elrond #elrond: middle earth\u2019s social worker#elrond has been through\u2026 LITERALLY EVERYTHING#abandoned by parents: check#with twin brother: check#raised by the least murderous son of feanor: check#before he left them &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/02\/leupagus-absurdical-thorenoakenshield\/\" 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