{"id":234086,"date":"2014-01-05T08:35:40","date_gmt":"2014-01-05T08:35:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/05\/finalproblem-im-so-tired-but-i-cant-go-to\/"},"modified":"2018-09-28T05:34:54","modified_gmt":"2018-09-28T05:34:54","slug":"finalproblem-im-so-tired-but-i-cant-go-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/05\/finalproblem-im-so-tired-but-i-cant-go-to\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-234086 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/05\/finalproblem-im-so-tired-but-i-cant-go-to\/attachment\/234087\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_myrmsjbQtL1r9yflwo1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_myrmsjbQtL1r9yflwo1_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_myrmsjbQtL1r9yflwo1_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/05\/finalproblem-im-so-tired-but-i-cant-go-to\/attachment\/234088\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_myrmsjbQtL1r9yflwo2_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_myrmsjbQtL1r9yflwo2_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_myrmsjbQtL1r9yflwo2_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/05\/finalproblem-im-so-tired-but-i-cant-go-to\/attachment\/234089\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_myrmsjbQtL1r9yflwo3_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_myrmsjbQtL1r9yflwo3_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_myrmsjbQtL1r9yflwo3_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/finalproblem.tumblr.com\/post\/71947830195\/im-so-tired-but-i-cant-go-to-sleep-without-this\" target=\"_blank\">finalproblem<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><small>I\u2019m so tired but I can\u2019t go to sleep without this post on my blog and I couldn\u2019t find it so here I\u2019ll just make it myself.<\/small><\/p>\n<p>In the original stories, Holmes came back disguised as a bookseller.<\/p>\n<p><em>The Adventure of the Empty House:<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>As I did so I struck against an elderly deformed man, who had been behind me, and I knocked down several books which he was carrying. I remember that as I picked them up I observed the title of one of them, <em>The Origin of Tree Worship<\/em>, and it struck me that the fellow must be some poor bibliophile who, either as a trade or as a hobby, was a collector of obscure volumes. I endeavoured to apologize for the accident, but it was evident that these books which I had so unfortunately maltreated were very precious objects in the eyes of their owner. With a snarl of contempt he turned upon his heel, and I saw his curved back and white side-whiskers disappear among the throng.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And later:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cWell, sir, if it isn\u2019t too great a liberty, I am a neighbour of yours, for you\u2019ll find my little bookshop at the corner of Church Street, and very happy to see you, I am sure. Maybe you collect yourself, sir; here\u2019s <em>British Birds<\/em>, and <em>Catullus<\/em>, and <em>The Holy War<\/em>\u2014a bargain every one of them.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>GATISS TURNED THE BOOKS INTO PORN.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>finalproblem: I\u2019m so tired but I can\u2019t go to sleep without this post on my blog and I couldn\u2019t find it so here I\u2019ll just make it myself. In the original stories, Holmes came back disguised as a bookseller. The Adventure of the Empty House: As I did so I struck against an elderly deformed &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/05\/finalproblem-im-so-tired-but-i-cant-go-to\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[252,1699,15,9037,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234086"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=234086"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234086\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":234090,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234086\/revisions\/234090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=234086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=234086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=234086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}