{"id":232320,"date":"2014-01-16T05:13:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-16T05:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/16\/kvotheunkvothe-puppiesandsissiesandchastity\/"},"modified":"2018-09-27T11:46:13","modified_gmt":"2018-09-27T11:46:13","slug":"kvotheunkvothe-puppiesandsissiesandchastity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/16\/kvotheunkvothe-puppiesandsissiesandchastity\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-232320 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/16\/kvotheunkvothe-puppiesandsissiesandchastity\/attachment\/232321\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mz9hrw1m6V1ricgg0o1_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mz9hrw1m6V1ricgg0o1_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mz9hrw1m6V1ricgg0o1_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/16\/kvotheunkvothe-puppiesandsissiesandchastity\/attachment\/232322\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mz9hrw1m6V1ricgg0o2_r1_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mz9hrw1m6V1ricgg0o2_r1_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mz9hrw1m6V1ricgg0o2_r1_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kvotheunkvothe.tumblr.com\/post\/73288167319\/puppiesandsissiesandchastity\" target=\"_blank\">kvotheunkvothe<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/puppiesandsissiesandchastity.tumblr.com\/post\/73270257262\/madameterralupus-emmasdisneyworld\" target=\"_blank\">puppiesandsissiesandchastity<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/madameterralupus.tumblr.com\/post\/73269417998\/emmasdisneyworld-kat-the-titan\" target=\"_blank\">madameterralupus<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/emmasdisneyworld.tumblr.com\/post\/73260060598\/kat-the-titan-emmasdisneyworld\" target=\"_blank\">emmasdisneyworld<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kat-the-titan.tumblr.com\/post\/73250065260\/emmasdisneyworld-go-have-an-adventure\" target=\"_blank\">kat-the-titan<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/emmasdisneyworld.tumblr.com\/post\/73185414888\/go-have-an-adventure-thankyoucorndog\" target=\"_blank\">emmasdisneyworld<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/go-have-an-adventure.tumblr.com\/post\/73070574085\/thankyoucorndog-typette-thelilnan\" target=\"_blank\">go-have-an-adventure<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/slurpuff.tk\/post\/73068044644\/typette-thelilnan-thesassylorax\" target=\"_blank\">thankyoucorndog<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/typette.tumblr.com\/post\/73067655818\/thelilnan-thesassylorax\" target=\"_blank\">typette<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thelilnan.tumblr.com\/post\/73067382609\" target=\"_blank\">thelilnan<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thesassylorax.tumblr.com\/post\/73063962902\/just-writer-problems-susiephone-cuties\" target=\"_blank\">thesassylorax<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/just-writer-problems.tumblr.com\/post\/73050973428\/susiephone-cuties-im-gonna-keep-you-am\" target=\"_blank\">just-writer-problems<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/susiephone.tumblr.com\/post\/73050563353\/cuties-im-gonna-keep-you-am-i-the-only-one\" target=\"_blank\">susiephone<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/sleepy-edits.tumblr.com\/post\/73028557376\" target=\"_blank\">sleepy-edits<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>&ldquo;Cuties. I\u2019m gonna keep you.&rdquo;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Am I the only one that found this creepy, not cute? I mean, trolls in mythology have been known to kidnap children from their parents! Kristoff could be a changeling! He could have a family out there who has no idea what happened to him and thinks he\u2019s dead!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And and and! The trolls in this movie can tamper with memories. Let that sink in.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>They may have erased any and all memories Kristoff may have regarding his actual family. Make him believe it was only him and Sven, so he would more readily accept a place in the Troll family group.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>basically fuck the trolls, they\u2019re creepy and morally reckless<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>yo I\u2019ve spoken about this before<\/p>\n<p>Kristoff had parents, when was it ever told to us he didn\u2019t? His father was probably one of the ice harvesters and since trolls are known for kidnapping children, we just witnessed that happen. They probably thought he got lost or worse\u2026 fell through the ice and drowned. That\u2019s how it works in scandinavian folklore: the trolls lead the children\u2019s parents to believe they died as many kids did back then.<\/p>\n<p>THEY KIDNAPPED KRISTOFF. THEY TOOK HIM FROM HIS PARENTS. HE IS A CHANGELING. <\/p>\n<p>THIS IS A MAJOR THING<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>The movie didn\u2019t tell us he DIDN\u2019T have parents; the movie also never told us he DID.<\/p>\n<p>But seriously, I hate these guys.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>im just gnna touch on the fact that kristoff\u2019s past is so unclear i think thats one of my problems with this movies is that we really didnt get to know kristoff that and i wish we had.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>all I\u2019m saying is that the only Ice Harvester Kristoff might resemble is the one that stands beside him<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/03de17b282fb3263459c2ee8c945e108\/tumblr_mzbu39oLth1skh3r6o1_1280.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;HAS ANYONE SEEN MA BOY, PLEASE ANYONE&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>AND HIS THEORIZED \u201cDAD\u2019S\u201d HAT IS THE ONE HE HAS THRU OUT THE MOVIE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>it was all fun and games until I learned more about troll mythology<\/p>\n<p>I was totally just messing around but then<\/p>\n<p>then I discovered that they are attracted to beauty in human children<\/p>\n<p>particularly with<\/p>\n<p><em>blonde hair<\/em><\/p>\n<p>that\u2019s when it got real<\/p>\n<p>because we all know<\/p>\n<p>Kristoff has the most beautiful blonde hair of all<\/p>\n<p>to be envied and admired by all<\/p>\n<p>and they knew<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/1b431a6d192e27c18371bfe38d6c3bfd\/tumblr_mzd9l3WJQn1skh3r6o1_250.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>they <strong><em>knew<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/75ab120d4d8a069a353e7560d8eb6b6b\/tumblr_mzdbdtjemb1skh3r6o1_1280.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/f2f54b335ea9a5ebb1ff97a2940b34dc\/tumblr_mzdbdtjemb1skh3r6o2_1280.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/4ad51c11368ef9bbd81b3f31e507c30b\/tumblr_mzdbdtjemb1skh3r6o3_1280.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/07e808aea2ebf944f36eb3f69c28ba0d\/tumblr_mzdbdtjemb1skh3r6o4_1280.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/f150e0f27fe050bf0050e613b659386b\/tumblr_mzdbdtjemb1skh3r6o5_1280.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/c1bfa37ba23fdaa91e48d366f08e83a4\/tumblr_mzdbj3lnFs1skh3r6o1_1280.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>O.O<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This post just keeps getting better\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Can I just add? In the original Hans Christian Andersen story, the trolls were the cause of all the hardship! They had this wicked mirror that only showed the bad, and it splintered and ENDED UP IN THE LITTLE BOY\u2019S EYE AND HEART, making him cold and cruel and in need of rescuing. I thought Disney had sanitized the story but oh, no they DIDN\u2019T.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kvotheunkvothe: puppiesandsissiesandchastity: madameterralupus: emmasdisneyworld: kat-the-titan: emmasdisneyworld: go-have-an-adventure: thankyoucorndog: typette: thelilnan: thesassylorax: just-writer-problems: susiephone: sleepy-edits: &ldquo;Cuties. I\u2019m gonna keep you.&rdquo; Am I the only one that found this creepy, not cute? I mean, trolls in mythology have been known to kidnap children from their parents! Kristoff could be a changeling! 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