{"id":231816,"date":"2014-01-19T09:23:17","date_gmt":"2014-01-19T09:23:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/19\/thescienceofjohnlock-perlockholmes\/"},"modified":"2014-01-19T09:23:17","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T09:23:17","slug":"thescienceofjohnlock-perlockholmes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/19\/thescienceofjohnlock-perlockholmes\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thescienceofjohnlock.tumblr.com\/post\/73717324107\/perlockholmes-johnlockedness-what-would-a\" target=\"_blank\">thescienceofjohnlock<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/perlockholmes.tumblr.com\/post\/73717056234\/johnlockedness-what-would-a-drunk-deduction-of\" target=\"_blank\">perlockholmes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/johnlockedness.tumblr.com\/post\/73713276031\/what-would-a-drunk-deduction-of-johns-penis-be\" target=\"_blank\">johnlockedness<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>What would a drunk deduction of John\u2019s penis be like? (Because we all know something happened that night)<\/p>\n<p>??? Biggish\u00a0??? Licky stick\u00a0???<\/p>\n<p>I think \u2018sitty thing\u2019 would also qualify.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&ldquo;Actual reason for limping&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Licky stick<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thescienceofjohnlock: perlockholmes: johnlockedness: What would a drunk deduction of John\u2019s penis be like? (Because we all know something happened that night) ??? Biggish\u00a0??? Licky stick\u00a0??? I think \u2018sitty thing\u2019 would also qualify. &ldquo;Actual reason for limping&rdquo; Licky stick<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2111,129,1221,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231816"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=231816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231816\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=231816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=231816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=231816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}