{"id":231670,"date":"2014-01-20T10:11:02","date_gmt":"2014-01-20T10:11:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/20\/gomezwantsmullerinhisbed-dylanolinski-i-hate\/"},"modified":"2014-01-20T10:11:02","modified_gmt":"2014-01-20T10:11:02","slug":"gomezwantsmullerinhisbed-dylanolinski-i-hate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/20\/gomezwantsmullerinhisbed-dylanolinski-i-hate\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gomezwantsmullerinhisbed.tumblr.com\/post\/66161694976\" target=\"_blank\">gomezwantsmullerinhisbed<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/dylanolinski.tumblr.com\/post\/29773933096\/i-hate-it-when-youre-reading-smut-and-you-cant\" target=\"_blank\">dylanolinski<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I hate it when you\u2019re reading smut and you can\u2019t figure out what position they\u2019re in.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>sometimes it just ends up being something like<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/c86003c456ed2c0f162a178e9e5fda2a\/tumblr_inline_mvtrxngi5V1qcxms3.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>and this is why I try to be mindful when I write it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gomezwantsmullerinhisbed: dylanolinski: I hate it when you\u2019re reading smut and you can\u2019t figure out what position they\u2019re in. sometimes it just ends up being something like and this is why I try to be mindful when I write it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[24,6041,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231670"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=231670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=231670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=231670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=231670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}