{"id":230801,"date":"2014-01-25T18:54:19","date_gmt":"2014-01-25T18:54:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/25\/violethuntress-mid0nz-mid0nz-a-spliffy\/"},"modified":"2018-09-26T20:02:23","modified_gmt":"2018-09-26T20:02:23","slug":"violethuntress-mid0nz-mid0nz-a-spliffy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/25\/violethuntress-mid0nz-mid0nz-a-spliffy\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-230801 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/25\/violethuntress-mid0nz-mid0nz-a-spliffy\/attachment\/230802\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mzx61o3oxJ1rx7w9ho1_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mzx61o3oxJ1rx7w9ho1_500-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mzx61o3oxJ1rx7w9ho1_500-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/25\/violethuntress-mid0nz-mid0nz-a-spliffy\/attachment\/230803\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mzx61o3oxJ1rx7w9ho2_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mzx61o3oxJ1rx7w9ho2_500-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mzx61o3oxJ1rx7w9ho2_500-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/01\/25\/violethuntress-mid0nz-mid0nz-a-spliffy\/attachment\/230804\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mzx61o3oxJ1rx7w9ho3_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mzx61o3oxJ1rx7w9ho3_500-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_mzx61o3oxJ1rx7w9ho3_500-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/violethuntress.tumblr.com\/post\/74415106103\/mid0nz-mid0nz-a-spliffy-head-canon-this\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">violethuntress<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mid0nz.tumblr.com\/post\/74414318858\/mid0nz-a-spliffy-head-canon-this-might-all\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">mid0nz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mid0nz.tumblr.com\/post\/74412032436\/a-spliffy-head-canon-this-might-all-seem-obvious\" target=\"_blank\">mid0nz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>A Spliffy Head Canon<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This might all seem <em>obvious<\/em> but, uh. Well, here we go.<\/p>\n<p>Keep in mind all this happens in flashback. Sherlock is telling the wedding attendees only \u201cthe really good bits\u201d of the story. (That\u2019s the key for me because eventually I plan to do a meta on the narrative structure of S3. This is practice.)<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Sherlock doesn\u2019t drink. He prefers drugs.<\/li>\n<li>He thinks partying at the murder scenes adds a \u201cpersonal touch\u201d to the bachelor night. Ok\u2014 <em>maybe<\/em> that\u2019s innocent.<\/li>\n<li>Sherlock doesn\u2019t want John or himself to get too drunk on their pub crawl because that would \u201cruin it. <em>Spoil the mood<\/em>.\u201d When has that phrase ever meant anything other than impending sex?\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>Molly tells him he knows well enough about chemistry to work out the levels on his own. Sherlock emphasizes that he needs her help because he lacks \u201cthe practical experience.\u201d This conversation is so not about beer-in-cylinders. I won\u2019t pretend anymore.<\/li>\n<li>It\u2019s so about sex that when Mollly calls Sherlock out for implying that she\u2019s a drunk Sherlock asks about Tom. Molly brings up the loads of sex she and Tom are having pretty much out of the blue.\n<p> [<em>Ostensibly<\/em>\u00a0<em>Sherlock told the wedding crowd about the loads of sex Molly and Tom were having.<\/em>]<em><\/p>\n<p><\/em><\/li>\n<li>Molly\u2019s sex life is TMI for Sherlock so he gets back to <em>his<\/em> business immediately.\u00a0Sherlock tells Molly to calculate his and John\u2019s \u201csweet spots\u201d to keep them light-headed the whole evening. <em>Sweet spots<\/em>. Gah!<\/li>\n<li>Sherlock pulls out their health records and hands Molly a picture of the <em>ideal<\/em> Vitruvian Man with John\u2019s face on it. I\u2019m assuming that\u2019s how Sherlock keeps records of John\u2019s proportions. Bit obsessive, no? <em>About John\u2019s body<\/em>?<\/li>\n<li>We don\u2019t know how Molly and Sherlock did the calculations because next we\u2019re at the first pub and it\u2019s still daylight. When John asks Sherlock if they\u2019re on a schedule, Sherlock replies that John will thank him. <em>Sherlock smugly has something in mind for the end of the evening<\/em>. What? I think I know.<\/li>\n<li>5 bars (perhaps 6). At the 6th (7th?) John\u2019s doing a shot without Sherlock\u2019s knowledge and spiking S\u2019s beer. On to bar 7 (8? That\u2019s a LOT of corpses.) Where Sherlock is swearing that he knows ash. \u201cDon\u2019t. tell. me. I. don\u2019t.\u201d\u00a0We can assume Sherlock\u2019s gone drunk deducing on the bloke but uh\u2026 why ash? Yes it\u2019s an in-joke with his ash study. But there\u2019s something else\u2026 Sherlock almost gets decked but stumbles backwards while John pulls him away. Sherlock\u2019s pointy finger and parting words\u2014 \u201cashtr\u2026\u201d something. It sounds like \u201cashtray\u201d but what do I know? He repeats it over the black screen before we fade into the Baker Street stairwell. The boys end up on the stairs. Within two hours <em>they\u2019re sleeping side by side mushed together.<\/em>\u00a0Dang that shot was powerful to have foiled Sherlock\u2019s plans so quickly! Or <em>did<\/em> it? Dun dun DUN!<\/li>\n<li>Hudders wakes them and we cut to the Rizla game. A couple of things. They look even more wasted to my eye. And they\u2019re using Rizlas. Sherlock\u2019s an expert smoker but we\u2019ve never seen him roll his own. <em>He always smokes cigarettes<\/em>. (Yes there\u2019s a pipe and cigar boxes on the 221b set but he\u2019s never touched them.)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Conclusion: They\u2019re drunk AND high. They got up from the stairs, went inside the flat, and rolled a joint and smoked it and Pretty Lady ensued. Sherlock scored the pot from the guy in the pub and that\u2019s why he\u2019s babbling about ash AND why he didn\u2019t get the shit beat out of him. Sherlock and John smoked the same joint. They swapped spit. And that\u2019s why John has the giggles. (Yes they\u2019re still drinking. To that I say:<strong>\u00a0Rizlas.<\/strong>)\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>If they\u2019re yellow Rizlas then they\u2019re licorice. There are no plausible conditions under which Sherlock would roll a licorice-flavored <em>tobacco<\/em> cigarette.<\/p>\n<p>So. That\u2019s my Johnlock head canon and you\u2019re welcome to it.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I guess I should state the second obvious part. MRS.HUDSON COULD HAVE GIVEN THEM THE SPLIFF.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>God, I love this! <\/p>\n<p>The ONLY problem I have with this meta is: <\/p>\n<p>where\u2019s the massive bag of doritos?!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>violethuntress: mid0nz: mid0nz: A Spliffy Head Canon This might all seem obvious but, uh. Well, here we go. Keep in mind all this happens in flashback. Sherlock is telling the wedding attendees only \u201cthe really good bits\u201d of the story. 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