{"id":228780,"date":"2014-02-06T15:32:56","date_gmt":"2014-02-06T15:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/02\/06\/i-had-the-weirdest-damn-dream-this-morning\/"},"modified":"2014-02-06T15:32:56","modified_gmt":"2014-02-06T15:32:56","slug":"i-had-the-weirdest-damn-dream-this-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/02\/06\/i-had-the-weirdest-damn-dream-this-morning\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had the weirdest damn dream this morning:<\/p>\n<p><!-- more --><\/p>\n<p>Mostly I was a drummer in a strip club. This is strange for several reasons:<\/p>\n<p>a) I&rsquo;ve never, ever been a drummer because<\/p>\n<p>b) I have zero rhythm, like none, at all.<\/p>\n<p>c)Matt Smith showed up at some point and started dancing in that weird drunken giraffe way and even in the dream my brain was like &ldquo;yeah, no&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>And I can&rsquo;t even blame cold medicine. I didn&rsquo;t take anything last night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had the weirdest damn dream this morning: Mostly I was a drummer in a strip club. This is strange for several reasons: a) I&rsquo;ve never, ever been a drummer because b) I have zero rhythm, like none, at all. c)Matt Smith showed up at some point and started dancing in that weird drunken giraffe &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/02\/06\/i-had-the-weirdest-damn-dream-this-morning\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[690,23327],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228780"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=228780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=228780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=228780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=228780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}