{"id":228188,"date":"2014-02-10T07:48:03","date_gmt":"2014-02-10T07:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/02\/10\/nashyara-so-i-was-telling-my-9-year-old-about\/"},"modified":"2014-02-10T07:48:03","modified_gmt":"2014-02-10T07:48:03","slug":"nashyara-so-i-was-telling-my-9-year-old-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/02\/10\/nashyara-so-i-was-telling-my-9-year-old-about\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/nashyara.tumblr.com\/post\/75823821013\/so-i-was-telling-my-9-year-old-about-benedict\" target=\"_blank\">nashyara<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>So I was telling my 9 year old about Benedict being on Sesame Street. The conversation went like this.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me :\u00a0<\/strong>Want to see Benedict Cumberbatch on Sesame Street? It\u2019s really good.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Daughter :\u00a0<\/strong>Sure. Who is he on with?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me :\u00a0<\/strong>Murray and The Count.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Daughter :\u00a0<\/strong>What\u2019s the Count counting? How many years Sherlock left John sad for?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me :\u00a0<\/strong>\u2026\u2026\u2026.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Daughter (doing impression of The Count) :\u00a0<\/strong>One. One sad and lonely year on his own \u2026 ha ha ha ha.<\/p>\n<p>Two. Two sad and lonely years on his own. ha ha ha ha.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me\u00a0: <\/strong>* gross sobbing*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nashyara: So I was telling my 9 year old about Benedict being on Sesame Street. The conversation went like this. Me :\u00a0Want to see Benedict Cumberbatch on Sesame Street? It\u2019s really good. Daughter :\u00a0Sure. Who is he on with? Me :\u00a0Murray and The Count. Daughter :\u00a0What\u2019s the Count counting? How many years Sherlock left John &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/02\/10\/nashyara-so-i-was-telling-my-9-year-old-about\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[24,23269,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228188"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=228188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=228188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=228188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=228188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}