{"id":227678,"date":"2014-02-13T03:37:48","date_gmt":"2014-02-13T03:37:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/02\/13\/psychodelicunicron-reichenbackdatassup-wow\/"},"modified":"2014-02-13T03:37:48","modified_gmt":"2014-02-13T03:37:48","slug":"psychodelicunicron-reichenbackdatassup-wow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/02\/13\/psychodelicunicron-reichenbackdatassup-wow\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/psychodelicunicron.tumblr.com\/post\/76427106705\/reichenbackdatassup-wow-my-brother-was-telling\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">psychodelicunicron<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/reichenbackdatassup.tumblr.com\/post\/75634245367\/wow-my-brother-was-telling-me-this-joke-and-he\" target=\"_blank\">reichenbackdatassup<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;if you\u2019re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she\u2019ll just make you a sandwich&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>then all of a sudden\u00a0our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking \u201csorry what was that?\u201d and he started screaming<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Heard you were talkin\u2019 shit.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>psychodelicunicron: reichenbackdatassup: wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said &ldquo;if you\u2019re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she\u2019ll just make you a sandwich&rdquo; then all of a sudden\u00a0our mom &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/02\/13\/psychodelicunicron-reichenbackdatassup-wow\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227678"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227678"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227678\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}