{"id":227501,"date":"2014-02-14T03:37:51","date_gmt":"2014-02-14T03:37:51","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2014-02-14T03:37:51","modified_gmt":"2014-02-14T03:37:51","slug":"life-as-an-angel-condom-why-are-you-still","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/02\/14\/life-as-an-angel-condom-why-are-you-still\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/life-as-an-angel-condom.tumblr.com\/post\/32412475350\/why-are-you-still-sitting-john-what-i-dont\" target=\"_blank\">life-as-an-angel-condom<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_mb10dwPfhQ1qeczcl.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/life-as-an-angel-condom.tumblr.com\/tagged\/why-are-you-still\" target=\"_blank\">#WHY ARE YOU STILL SITTING JOHN?<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/life-as-an-angel-condom.tumblr.com\/tagged\/what-i-dont\" target=\"_blank\">\u00a0#WHAT, I DON\u2019T NEED TO CHANGE CLOTHES, JOHN. <\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/life-as-an-angel-condom.tumblr.com\/tagged\/my-robe-is-fine\" target=\"_blank\">#MY ROBE IS FINE JOHN.<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/life-as-an-angel-condom.tumblr.com\/tagged\/to-the-airport\" target=\"_blank\">#TO THE AIRPORT JOHN!<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/life-as-an-angel-condom.tumblr.com\/tagged\/lets-go-john\" target=\"_blank\">#LET\u2019S GO JOHN.<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/life-as-an-angel-condom.tumblr.com\/tagged\/i-cant-wait-to\" target=\"_blank\">#I CAN\u2019T WAIT TO WEAR MY BEE PANTS JOHN.<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/life-as-an-angel-condom.tumblr.com\/tagged\/lets-have-the-best\" target=\"_blank\">#LET\u2019S HAVE THE BEST HONEYMOON EVER JOHN!!!!!!\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>life-as-an-angel-condom: #WHY ARE YOU STILL SITTING JOHN?\u00a0#WHAT, I DON\u2019T NEED TO CHANGE CLOTHES, JOHN. #MY ROBE IS FINE JOHN. #TO THE AIRPORT JOHN! #LET\u2019S GO JOHN. #I CAN\u2019T WAIT TO WEAR MY BEE PANTS JOHN. #LET\u2019S HAVE THE BEST HONEYMOON EVER JOHN!!!!!!\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227501"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227501"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227501\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}