{"id":227131,"date":"2014-02-16T08:35:42","date_gmt":"2014-02-16T08:35:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/02\/16\/outofcontextdnd-dm-you-fail-to-smash-open-the\/"},"modified":"2014-02-16T08:35:42","modified_gmt":"2014-02-16T08:35:42","slug":"outofcontextdnd-dm-you-fail-to-smash-open-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/02\/16\/outofcontextdnd-dm-you-fail-to-smash-open-the\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com\/post\/76773552833\/dm-you-fail-to-smash-open-the-door-all-you\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">outofcontextdnd<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>DM: You fail to smash open the door. All you manage to do is leave a dent in it.<\/p>\n<p>Dwarf: Shit. Is there any other way in?<\/p>\n<p>DM: Well, there\u2019s a doorknob.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Also applies to the Doctor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>outofcontextdnd: DM: You fail to smash open the door. All you manage to do is leave a dent in it. Dwarf: Shit. Is there any other way in? DM: Well, there\u2019s a doorknob. Also applies to the Doctor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227131"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}