{"id":225804,"date":"2014-02-24T07:48:08","date_gmt":"2014-02-24T07:48:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/02\/24\/halffizzbin-a-loving-tribute-to-fanfiction\/"},"modified":"2018-09-24T18:29:45","modified_gmt":"2018-09-24T18:29:45","slug":"halffizzbin-a-loving-tribute-to-fanfiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/02\/24\/halffizzbin-a-loving-tribute-to-fanfiction\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/tumblr_meh0pjsLhL1qjxh52.mp3'>tumblr_meh0pjsLhL1qjxh52<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/halffizzbin.tumblr.com\/post\/37127852372\/a-loving-tribute-to-fanfiction-cliches-for\" target=\"_blank\">halffizzbin<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>A loving tribute to fanfiction clich\u00e9s!<\/p>\n<p>(for <a href=\"http:\/\/hungrylikethewolfie.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">hungrylikethewolfie<\/a>,\u00a0who also lives a trope-appreciation life\u00a0\u2665 )<\/p>\n<p><strong>Download <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/s\/dsmtorbbbsuxqg3\/Tropes%20Are%20Forever.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">HERE<\/a>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>LYRICS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We all strive to be original<br \/>Don\u2019t want to be called out on a clich\u00e9<br \/>Some feel shame in writing more of the same<br \/>But baby that\u2019s not the way<br \/>I like what I like, and I don\u2019t feel bad<br \/>That my favorite stories have always had\u2014<\/p>\n<p>Sex pollen, I\u2019m fallen\u2019 in love<br \/>Clothes-sharing fits me like a glove<br \/>Folks that keep talking in their sleep\u00a0<br \/>While they huddle for warmth to survive, I\u2019m dreaming of<br \/>Mistletoe kisses for the holiday season<br \/>And getting fake-married for a stupid reason<br \/>I\u2019ve read it before but I just want more<br \/>Call them contrived but the tropes keep the fandom alive<\/p>\n<p>Biology or some ritual<br \/>Means they must have sex so they don\u2019t die<br \/>A magic spell turns someone into a kitten<br \/>Then a potion makes them unable to lie<br \/>A soul-bond, and now they\u2019re in each other\u2019s minds<br \/>My favorite fics always wind up having<\/p>\n<p>[CHORUS]<\/p>\n<p>You can go Harlequin or to a coffeeshop\u00a0<br \/>Or back to high school with the genders swapped<br \/>Make them meet online, make them suffer and pine<br \/>And if you\u2019re feeling bold, maybe<br \/>Make a man have a baby<\/p>\n<p>[CHORUS]<\/p>\n<p>\u2026I\u2019m unoriginal to my very core<\/p>\n<p>Give me slaves in collars, a little h\/c<br \/>Hookers, strippers, bartenders, or all three<br \/>Kinky wings, heat cycles and everything<br \/>Familiar and sweet, make my life complete with<br \/>Practice kissing turning friends lovers,<br \/>Awkward boners between step-brothers<br \/>Truth or Dare, spin the bottle, photographers in love with models<br \/>It\u2019s contrived but the tropes make me feel alive<\/p>\n<p>Give me just one more fairytale AU\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tumblr_meh0pjsLhL1qjxh52 halffizzbin: A loving tribute to fanfiction clich\u00e9s! (for hungrylikethewolfie,\u00a0who also lives a trope-appreciation life\u00a0\u2665 ) Download HERE! LYRICS We all strive to be originalDon\u2019t want to be called out on a clich\u00e9Some feel shame in writing more of the sameBut baby that\u2019s not the wayI like what I like, and I don\u2019t feel badThat &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/02\/24\/halffizzbin-a-loving-tribute-to-fanfiction\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"audio","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[247,2],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225804"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=225804"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":225806,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225804\/revisions\/225806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=225804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=225804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=225804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}