{"id":223604,"date":"2014-03-09T08:35:31","date_gmt":"2014-03-09T08:35:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/03\/09\/ollivander-kvothetheraving-fuck-this-shit\/"},"modified":"2018-09-23T23:47:24","modified_gmt":"2018-09-23T23:47:24","slug":"ollivander-kvothetheraving-fuck-this-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/03\/09\/ollivander-kvothetheraving-fuck-this-shit\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-223604 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/03\/09\/ollivander-kvothetheraving-fuck-this-shit\/attachment\/223605\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/tumblr_mnrc67wu7H1qjlturo1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/tumblr_mnrc67wu7H1qjlturo1_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/tumblr_mnrc67wu7H1qjlturo1_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ollivander.tumblr.com\/post\/78870288451\/kvothetheraving-fuck-this-shit-it-is-entirely\" target=\"_blank\">ollivander<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kvothetheraving.tumblr.com\/post\/51954909994\/fuck-this-shit-it-is-entirely-inconsistent-with\" target=\"_blank\">kvothetheraving<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>fuck this shit<\/p>\n<p>it is entirely inconsistent with elizabeth\u2019s character for her to drop everything (PIRATE KING thank you very much) to raise a child as a landlubber<\/p>\n<p>give me elizabeth, eight months pregnant, still running the show from shipwreck cove<\/p>\n<p>give me elizabeth and her six-year-old <strike>son<\/strike> cabin boy kicking ass and taking names as they outrun the royal navy<\/p>\n<p>give me elizabeth, instead of waiting for will, sailing out to meet him<\/p>\n<p>give me elizabeth dying at sea four years and one week later and signing aboard the flying dutchman to the shock of its captain<\/p>\n<p>give me elizabeth and will co-captaining the dutchman and sailing the seas beyond the edge of the world for eternity together<\/p>\n<p>give me young billy (i\u2019m forced to assume they, as pirates, are unimaginative when it comes to names) telling the story of william turner, who gave up everything for the woman he loved, and elizabeth swann, who took it back with sword and pistol<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>something always bothered me about that ending and now I know what it was god bless<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ollivander: kvothetheraving: fuck this shit it is entirely inconsistent with elizabeth\u2019s character for her to drop everything (PIRATE KING thank you very much) to raise a child as a landlubber give me elizabeth, eight months pregnant, still running the show from shipwreck cove give me elizabeth and her six-year-old son cabin boy kicking ass and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/03\/09\/ollivander-kvothetheraving-fuck-this-shit\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[22947,3615,4688,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223604"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=223604"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":223606,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223604\/revisions\/223606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=223604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=223604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=223604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}