{"id":221947,"date":"2014-03-16T17:07:01","date_gmt":"2014-03-16T17:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/03\/16\/three-types-of-angels\/"},"modified":"2014-03-16T17:07:01","modified_gmt":"2014-03-16T17:07:01","slug":"three-types-of-angels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/03\/16\/three-types-of-angels\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Types of Angels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/humorousdelicacies.tumblr.com\/post\/71210943950\/three-types-of-angels\" target=\"_blank\">humorousdelicacies<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Humans categorize angels in one of three ways:<\/p>\n<p>Biblical<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/45c4f08f7e2502dcbafca76b84d3fe70\/tumblr_inline_myf9nu7OOF1rczfj6.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Supernatural<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/e400488f29fb75846499057cb0591228\/tumblr_inline_myf9oa1xEn1rczfj6.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Victorian<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/8884d7c953042b4c18288714d90066c1\/tumblr_inline_myf9onJh0Z1rczfj6.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Of course, none are suitable for the modern angel<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/df0ab366b5b64f75e160728a40b894f4\/tumblr_inline_myf9qk5i0p1rczfj6.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But you can select pieces of each archetype that work for you<\/p>\n<p>for example:<\/p>\n<p>The Loyalty of a Biblical Angel<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/5662c6bfeb4e93146666363d8586d93f\/tumblr_inline_myf9vzjDha1rczfj6.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Power of a Supernatural Angel<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/b821868cfb5dd2584e5eb44dbc7f9447\/tumblr_inline_myfa2gPqOw1rczfj6.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And the sexual attractiveness of the Victoria Secret Angel<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/0978a9bec4c82332449faaa7a3d84bf6\/tumblr_inline_myfa58IwW01rczfj6.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This leaves humans confused and unable to pigeonhole you<\/p>\n<p>What they are forced to do instead, is take you seriously<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/957d2c2e62cd60c2b654a5e38594b99e\/tumblr_inline_myfadim6x51rczfj6.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>humorousdelicacies: Humans categorize angels in one of three ways: Biblical Supernatural Victorian Of course, none are suitable for the modern angel But you can select pieces of each archetype that work for you for example: The Loyalty of a Biblical Angel The Power of a Supernatural Angel And the sexual attractiveness of the Victoria Secret &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/03\/16\/three-types-of-angels\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Three Types of Angels&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[665,1081,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221947"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=221947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221947\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=221947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=221947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=221947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}