{"id":220355,"date":"2014-03-26T18:41:58","date_gmt":"2014-03-26T18:41:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/03\/26\/jefferythespacewalrus-might-i-just-point-out\/"},"modified":"2014-03-26T18:41:58","modified_gmt":"2014-03-26T18:41:58","slug":"jefferythespacewalrus-might-i-just-point-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/03\/26\/jefferythespacewalrus-might-i-just-point-out\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jefferythespacewalrus.tumblr.com\/post\/67013658193\/might-i-just-point-out-that-mercutio-got-stabbed\" target=\"_blank\">jefferythespacewalrus<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, <em>stood up and made a pun about it then died.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jefferythespacewalrus: Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[8323,446,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220355"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=220355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220355\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=220355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=220355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=220355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}