{"id":219748,"date":"2014-03-30T15:19:39","date_gmt":"2014-03-30T15:19:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/03\/30\/tiger-in-the-flightdeck-here-i-wrote-you\/"},"modified":"2014-03-30T15:19:39","modified_gmt":"2014-03-30T15:19:39","slug":"tiger-in-the-flightdeck-here-i-wrote-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/03\/30\/tiger-in-the-flightdeck-here-i-wrote-you\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tiger-in-the-flightdeck.tumblr.com\/post\/81184504759\/here-i-wrote-you-terrible-poetry-though-i-hope\" target=\"_blank\">tiger-in-the-flightdeck<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Here, I wrote you terrible poetry, though I hope it is not as bad as our dear, beloved William The Bloody (awful poet) wrote:<\/p>\n<p>I love you in the evening and early in the morn,<\/p>\n<p>whether you are posting crafts or your delicious porn.<\/p>\n<p>Victorian or modern your writing is sublime<\/p>\n<p>and your jewelry is delightful! I would wear it any time.<\/p>\n<p>Though I haven\u2019t tried them yet, dear, I am sure your floggers sting.<\/p>\n<p>In short you are amazing when blogging anything.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I look forward to your posts, dear, as they arrive upon my dash<\/p>\n<p>And if someone doesn\u2019t like it,<\/p>\n<p>Then they can kiss my ass.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. I know that dash and ass don\u2019t rhyme, but they are close enough. Emily Dickinson used false rhymes all the time. That makes it ok, right?<\/p>\n<p>P.P.S. I tried to work in effulgent but it just didn\u2019t happen. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><em>Proof positive that my friends are amazing.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/50b4231cde83e2c69c5e06a2cd2e9fbf\/tumblr_inline_n3987wS3NM1rubcoe.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tiger-in-the-flightdeck: Here, I wrote you terrible poetry, though I hope it is not as bad as our dear, beloved William The Bloody (awful poet) wrote: I love you in the evening and early in the morn, whether you are posting crafts or your delicious porn. Victorian or modern your writing is sublime and your jewelry &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/03\/30\/tiger-in-the-flightdeck-here-i-wrote-you\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[74,1602],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219748"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=219748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=219748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=219748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=219748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}