{"id":217429,"date":"2014-04-12T08:23:16","date_gmt":"2014-04-12T08:23:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/04\/12\/carolyn-youre-frightened-of-sheep-youre\/"},"modified":"2014-04-12T08:23:16","modified_gmt":"2014-04-12T08:23:16","slug":"carolyn-youre-frightened-of-sheep-youre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/04\/12\/carolyn-youre-frightened-of-sheep-youre\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Carolyn: You\u2019re frightened of sheep! You\u2019re frightened of little woolly baa lambs!<br \/>\nHerc: No, no, I am not! Little baa lambs I can take in my stride \u2013 it\u2019s big, mean, hooved, horned beasts that I don\u2019t like.<br \/>\nCarolyn: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!<br \/>\nHerc: Stop it! It\u2019s not funny!<br \/>\nCarolyn: If I can just pick you up on a small point there, Herc; it is the funniest thing I ever heard!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Carolyn: You\u2019re frightened of sheep! You\u2019re frightened of little woolly baa lambs! Herc: No, no, I am not! Little baa lambs I can take in my stride \u2013 it\u2019s big, mean, hooved, horned beasts that I don\u2019t like. Carolyn: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Herc: Stop it! It\u2019s not funny! Carolyn: If I can just pick you up on &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/04\/12\/carolyn-youre-frightened-of-sheep-youre\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[183,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217429"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=217429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=217429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=217429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=217429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}