{"id":216829,"date":"2014-04-13T21:52:17","date_gmt":"2014-04-13T21:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/04\/13\/asexualderekhale-starbucksenterprise-omfg\/"},"modified":"2014-04-13T21:52:17","modified_gmt":"2014-04-13T21:52:17","slug":"asexualderekhale-starbucksenterprise-omfg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/04\/13\/asexualderekhale-starbucksenterprise-omfg\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/asexualderekhale.tumblr.com\/post\/82414786902\/starbucksenterprise-omfg-is-that-a-next\" target=\"_blank\">asexualderekhale<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/starbucksenterprise.tumblr.com\/post\/81909841591\/omfg-is-that-a-next-generation-top-so-you-think\" target=\"_blank\">starbucksenterprise<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&ldquo;omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/0b2355ca706326e17b02b977b494d6a2\/tumblr_inline_n3m5axrP271rpg7dg.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/fec01a3d406456521879f145360006cd\/tumblr_inline_n3m5ioHp5e1rpg7dg.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;what, really? you like the reboot? you\u2019re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you\u2019ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/6ab3ce019231f143db38e5ea6c75020b\/tumblr_inline_n3m5kir5R71rpg7dg.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/fb10ac03d6bd25ca6ca65f1b95361ac4\/tumblr_inline_n3m5kx2wzy1rpg7dg.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/fd8149d2b4559e999c501ae676adf686\/tumblr_inline_n3m5l4ZAMr1rpg7dg.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/375f1df267e4e9692c61276d97ea55a2\/tumblr_inline_n3m5laGT6z1rpg7dg.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/3637e4496a82e6cc49bf183f1a421e1b\/tumblr_inline_n3m5lhREOy1rpg7dg.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/889234311bcf76ba02c0fd93a1eaf61d\/tumblr_inline_n3m5loUaDG1rpg7dg.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/1d83df1b5d2341617070149632ac84ce\/tumblr_inline_n3m5lyTkGY1rpg7dg.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/ede1f1f522e7ae132c577ba95e306c74\/tumblr_inline_n3m5m6gAb81rpg7dg.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/deac7c1413a43af777f06d8ed90bdb3d\/tumblr_inline_n3m5mdQ0bt1rpg7dg.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>i think my favorite thing about this is that the light fixture looks like a tiny crown<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>asexualderekhale: starbucksenterprise: &ldquo;omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!&rdquo; &ldquo;what, really? you like the reboot? you\u2019re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you\u2019ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?&rdquo; i think my favorite thing about this is that the light &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/04\/13\/asexualderekhale-starbucksenterprise-omfg\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[20133,19,4,101],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216829"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=216829"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216829\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=216829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=216829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=216829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}