Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
\nAmericans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I’m still in Florida.
\n#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i’m nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there’s an echidna it’s okay
\nCanadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there’s a tims we’re good.
\nRussians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I’m still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I’m still in Russia. Don’t even try to leave Russia. Don’t forget: you’re here forever. Accept it and suffer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home. Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I’m still in Florida. #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i’m nine hours away from home … <\/p>\n