{"id":214621,"date":"2014-04-24T13:56:21","date_gmt":"2014-04-24T13:56:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/04\/24\/it-occurs-to-me-that-in-the-blog-john-insists-he\/"},"modified":"2014-04-24T13:56:21","modified_gmt":"2014-04-24T13:56:21","slug":"it-occurs-to-me-that-in-the-blog-john-insists-he","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/04\/24\/it-occurs-to-me-that-in-the-blog-john-insists-he\/","title":{"rendered":"It occurs to me that in the blog John insists he didn’t sleep in the same bed with Sherlock but on the floor instead, in this one case where they had to spend the night in a room with one bed. I mean who the hell sleeps on the floor because their best friend took the bed? You’d just get in the bed as well unless there is weird sexual tension. It’s so funny that he even feels the need to point it out in the blog. That nothing could have happened. Protest much, John?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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consultingaytective<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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piningjohn-deactivated20150116<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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John is desperate for Sherlock this settles it thank you\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

A grown straight man who\u2019s confident about his sexuality wouldn\u2019t have had a problem with sharing a bed with his best friend, just saying.\u00a0
And now we\u2019re left to wonder, why did John go through all that trouble and sleep on the floor?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

That\u2019s..That\u2019s not boner Sherlock. \u00a0It\u2019s a perfectly normal bodily response for a man having just woken up.\u00a0<\/em>Do always smell this good in the morning? \u00a0Does your hair always look like that right when you wake up? <\/em>\u00a0Would you mind if I just\u2026 \u00a0accidentally rubbed up against your thigh? \u00a0Oh, did you just.. \u00a0moan?? \u00a0<\/strong>Fuck, but that\u2019s\u2026 Fuck. \u00a0Let me rub against you again, just to be sure. \u00a0Yeah, yeah, that\u2019s a moan. Holy christ. \u00a0Make that noise again. \u00a0You sound hoarse and wretched from sleep, shit. \u00a0If I just grab you by the hips\u2026 \u00a0Slip a finger against your skin, I\u2019ve been wanting to, for ages, and don\u2019t you know that? \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

It\u2019s a habit, it seems. When they end up in the police cell Sherlock sleeps on the bunk while John ends up on the floor. What a gentleman.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

it would have saved so much angst if they\u2019d just fucked in THoB, like god intended.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

vaginal-diabetus: constancecream: vaginal-diabetus: consultingaytective: piningjohn-deactivated20150116: John is desperate for Sherlock this settles it thank you\u00a0 A grown straight man who\u2019s confident about his sexuality wouldn\u2019t have had a problem with sharing a bed with his best friend, just saying.\u00a0And now we\u2019re left to wonder, why did John go through all that trouble and sleep on … <\/p>\n

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