{"id":213708,"date":"2014-04-30T09:10:37","date_gmt":"2014-04-30T09:10:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/04\/30\/well-it-starts-off-with-john-alone-until-he-finds\/"},"modified":"2014-04-30T09:10:37","modified_gmt":"2014-04-30T09:10:37","slug":"well-it-starts-off-with-john-alone-until-he-finds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/04\/30\/well-it-starts-off-with-john-alone-until-he-finds\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Well, it starts off with John alone until he finds Sherlock. They solve crimes together and John moves in after killing some dude with teeth. John gets wrapped in explosives by Moriarty and Sherlock freaks out a lotta bit. The Woman tries to bang Sherlock. Sherlock doesn\u2019t bang The Woman. Sherlock jumps off a building and breaks John\u2019s heart. Sherlock comes back from the dead wanting to bang John, but he can\u2019t because John\u2019s banging an assassin he doesn\u2019t know is an assassin. Go figure. The assassin assassinates Sherlock and he goes to his Mind Palace that\u2019s a shrine to his love for all things John and comes back from the dead, like, again but for real this time. He kills Hannibal\u2019s brother for John. Moriarty was fake dead, too. John still doesn\u2019t bang Sherlock.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'>\n<p>Sherlock: A Summary by my sixteen year old brother who was asked to summarize the show for class. (via <a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mycroft-silently-judges-you.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">mycroft-silently-judges-you<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mamamia.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/tumblr_inline_mnla0ffwHz1rnvwt1.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>About sums it up. No more to be said really. (via <a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/welovethebeekeeper.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">welovethebeekeeper<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it starts off with John alone until he finds Sherlock. They solve crimes together and John moves in after killing some dude with teeth. John gets wrapped in explosives by Moriarty and Sherlock freaks out a lotta bit. The Woman tries to bang Sherlock. Sherlock doesn\u2019t bang The Woman. Sherlock jumps off a building &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/04\/30\/well-it-starts-off-with-john-alone-until-he-finds\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[229,129,15,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213708"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=213708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=213708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=213708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=213708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}