{"id":213078,"date":"2014-05-04T19:29:12","date_gmt":"2014-05-04T19:29:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/04\/sonnetscrewdriver-dat-soldier-did-you-kno\/"},"modified":"2018-09-20T20:25:13","modified_gmt":"2018-09-20T20:25:13","slug":"sonnetscrewdriver-dat-soldier-did-you-kno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/04\/sonnetscrewdriver-dat-soldier-did-you-kno\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-213078 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/04\/sonnetscrewdriver-dat-soldier-did-you-kno\/attachment\/213079\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_n48g0jQRRZ1qkvbwso1_500-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_n48g0jQRRZ1qkvbwso1_500-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_n48g0jQRRZ1qkvbwso1_500-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_n48g0jQRRZ1qkvbwso1_500-100x100.png 100w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_n48g0jQRRZ1qkvbwso1_500.png 500w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/sonnetscrewdriver.tumblr.com\/post\/84433125297\/dat-soldier-did-you-kno-source-back-the\" target=\"_blank\">sonnetscrewdriver<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/dat-soldier.tumblr.com\/post\/83547690914\/did-you-kno-source-back-the-fuck-up\" target=\"_blank\">dat-soldier<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/didyouknowblog.com\/post\/83113559012\/source\" target=\"_blank\">did-you-kno<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Juggling_in_ancient_China#Xiong_Yiliao\" target=\"_blank\">Source<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/5TXVJeP.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>back the fuck up<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>There\u2019s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.<\/p>\n<p>So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city\u2019s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.<\/p>\n<p>The horde decided that this was a scenario that had \u201cMASSIVE FUCKING TRAP\u201d written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.<\/p>\n<p>Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There\u2019s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/04\/sonnetscrewdriver-dat-soldier-did-you-kno\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[261,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213078"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=213078"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213078\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":213080,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213078\/revisions\/213080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=213078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=213078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=213078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}