{"id":211579,"date":"2014-05-14T06:48:02","date_gmt":"2014-05-14T06:48:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/14\/kvotheunkvothe-bluebananabowtie\/"},"modified":"2018-09-20T08:17:25","modified_gmt":"2018-09-20T08:17:25","slug":"kvotheunkvothe-bluebananabowtie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/14\/kvotheunkvothe-bluebananabowtie\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-211579 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/14\/kvotheunkvothe-bluebananabowtie\/attachment\/211580\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_n126xgliMC1to8tjko1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_n126xgliMC1to8tjko1_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_n126xgliMC1to8tjko1_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kvotheunkvothe.tumblr.com\/post\/79445358987\/bluebananabowtie-weirdotwins-sophael\" target=\"_blank\">kvotheunkvothe<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bluebananabowtie.tumblr.com\/post\/79435602881\/weirdotwins-sophael-waveformtheta\" target=\"_blank\">bluebananabowtie<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/weirdotwins.tumblr.com\/post\/79426673058\" target=\"_blank\">weirdotwins<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/sophael.tumblr.com\/post\/79411345410\/waveformtheta-haberdashing-waveformtheta\" target=\"_blank\">sophael<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/waveformtheta.tumblr.com\/post\/76784189996\/haberdashing-waveformtheta-guys-this-planet\" target=\"_blank\">waveformtheta<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/haberdashing.tumblr.com\/post\/76783975803\/waveformtheta-guys-this-planet-is-made\" target=\"_blank\">haberdashing<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/waveformtheta.tumblr.com\/post\/76775216031\/guys-this-planet-is-made-literally-of-diamonds\" target=\"_blank\">waveformtheta<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>GUYS. THIS PLANET IS MADE LITERALLY OF DIAMONDS<\/p>\n<p>ITS A FUCKING GIANT ASS DIAMOND<\/p>\n<p>HUMANITIES SOLE PURPOSE IS OBVIOUSLY TO HAUL THAT SUCKER BACK HERE<\/p>\n<p>I want to get an engagement ring without the diamond in it, and propose with it, and when she gets confused, I just show her this through the telescope and be like \u201cI couldn\u2019t find a diamond that deserved you in our solar system, how about that honker?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Side note: It is named\u00a0<em>Cancri<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Space is cool as fuck<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>DO NOT GO TO THE DIAMOND PLANET<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I wanna fuck the diamond planet<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That\u2019s how he does it. <strong><em>That\u2019s how he does it.<\/em><\/strong> He makes you fight. <strong><em>He makes you fight.<\/em> <\/strong>Creeps into your head.<strong><em> Creeps into your head.<\/em><\/strong> And whispers. <strong><em>And whispers.<\/em><\/strong> Listen. <em><strong>Listen.<\/strong><\/em> Just listen. <em><strong>Just listen.<\/strong><\/em> That\u2019s him. <strong><em>That\u2019s him.<\/em> <\/strong>Inside. <strong><em>Inside.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>whats goin on in this post anymore?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>NO ONE GO NEAR THE PLANET NO ONE KNOCK NO ONE MOVE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"image\" class=\"irc_mut\" height=\"220\" id=\"irc_mi\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/793d75c53b19e13db26345b35f38e095\/tumblr_mkdu6fstkg1qfofhwo4_250.gif\" width=\"245\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kvotheunkvothe: bluebananabowtie: weirdotwins: sophael: waveformtheta: haberdashing: waveformtheta: GUYS. THIS PLANET IS MADE LITERALLY OF DIAMONDS ITS A FUCKING GIANT ASS DIAMOND HUMANITIES SOLE PURPOSE IS OBVIOUSLY TO HAUL THAT SUCKER BACK HERE I want to get an engagement ring without the diamond in it, and propose with it, and when she gets confused, I just &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/14\/kvotheunkvothe-bluebananabowtie\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[22203,13,201,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211579"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=211579"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":211581,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211579\/revisions\/211581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=211579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=211579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=211579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}