{"id":211427,"date":"2014-05-15T04:12:55","date_gmt":"2014-05-15T04:12:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/15\/iamianto-pimp-eridan\/"},"modified":"2018-09-20T07:09:12","modified_gmt":"2018-09-20T07:09:12","slug":"iamianto-pimp-eridan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/15\/iamianto-pimp-eridan\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-211427 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/15\/iamianto-pimp-eridan\/attachment\/211428\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_n5diryoWEy1r6g9m4o1_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_n5diryoWEy1r6g9m4o1_400-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_n5diryoWEy1r6g9m4o1_400-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/15\/iamianto-pimp-eridan\/attachment\/211429\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_n5diryoWEy1r6g9m4o2_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_n5diryoWEy1r6g9m4o2_400-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_n5diryoWEy1r6g9m4o2_400-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/15\/iamianto-pimp-eridan\/attachment\/211430\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_n5diryoWEy1r6g9m4o3_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_n5diryoWEy1r6g9m4o3_400-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_n5diryoWEy1r6g9m4o3_400-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iamianto.tumblr.com\/post\/85652854175\/pimp-eridan-officialgarrusvakarian\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">iamianto<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/pimp-eridan.tumblr.com\/post\/85616105005\/officialgarrusvakarian-we-are-star-stuff\" target=\"_blank\">pimp-eridan<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/officialgarrusvakarian.tumblr.com\/post\/85527115854\/we-are-star-stuff-zerostatereflex-an-octopus\" target=\"_blank\">officialgarrusvakarian<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/we-are-star-stuff.tumblr.com\/post\/85351251479\/zerostatereflex-an-octopus-unscrewing-a-lid\" target=\"_blank\">we-are-star-stuff<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/zerostatereflex.tumblr.com\/post\/85342965794\/an-octopus-unscrewing-a-lid-from-the-inside\" target=\"_blank\">zerostatereflex<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=HL3M_DcO6wk\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Octopuses are going to kill us all someday<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what\u2019s up.<\/p>\n<p>Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security\u2019s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards\u2019 round.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>holy fucking shit<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&ldquo;You son of a\u2026. I\u2019m going to fucking strangle you!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>iamianto: pimp-eridan: officialgarrusvakarian: we-are-star-stuff: zerostatereflex: An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside. Octopuses are going to kill us all someday I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. 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