{"id":210338,"date":"2014-05-21T17:07:04","date_gmt":"2014-05-21T17:07:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/21\/teal-deer-im-glad-that-bilbo-baggins-exists\/"},"modified":"2014-05-21T17:07:04","modified_gmt":"2014-05-21T17:07:04","slug":"teal-deer-im-glad-that-bilbo-baggins-exists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/21\/teal-deer-im-glad-that-bilbo-baggins-exists\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/teal-deer.tumblr.com\/post\/68822568800\/im-glad-that-bilbo-baggins-exists-because-in-the\" target=\"_blank\">teal-deer<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists<\/p>\n<p>Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started<\/p>\n<p>He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life<\/p>\n<p>It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo<\/p>\n<p>you\u2019re a burglar now<\/p>\n<p>don\u2019t even care that you didn\u2019t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>teal-deer: I\u2019m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/21\/teal-deer-im-glad-that-bilbo-baggins-exists\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[22,22124,1113,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210338"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=210338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=210338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=210338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=210338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}