{"id":210040,"date":"2014-05-23T16:19:07","date_gmt":"2014-05-23T16:19:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/23\/my-roommate-was-in-line-for-starbucks-while-i-held\/"},"modified":"2014-05-23T16:19:07","modified_gmt":"2014-05-23T16:19:07","slug":"my-roommate-was-in-line-for-starbucks-while-i-held","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/23\/my-roommate-was-in-line-for-starbucks-while-i-held\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My roommate was in line for Starbucks while I held a table and chatted up the whovians next to me.<\/p>\n<p>She texted me that the people in line behind her were complaining about the wait:<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re making friends. I&rsquo;m planning homicide. This is an accurate summation of our differences&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My roommate was in line for Starbucks while I held a table and chatted up the whovians next to me. She texted me that the people in line behind her were complaining about the wait: &ldquo;You&rsquo;re making friends. I&rsquo;m planning homicide. This is an accurate summation of our differences&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[17301,11264,2322],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210040"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=210040"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210040\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=210040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=210040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=210040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}