{"id":209519,"date":"2014-05-26T13:09:12","date_gmt":"2014-05-26T13:09:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/26\/you-know-youve-been-at-con-too-long-when-you-have\/"},"modified":"2014-05-26T13:09:12","modified_gmt":"2014-05-26T13:09:12","slug":"you-know-youve-been-at-con-too-long-when-you-have","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/05\/26\/you-know-youve-been-at-con-too-long-when-you-have\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know you&rsquo;ve been at con too long when you have a dream about a charmin (toilet paper) commercial using several of the doctors. <\/p>\n<p>On the other hand I have been caught twice in stalls with no paper and had to borrow from my neighbor. <\/p>\n<p>#girl problems<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know you&rsquo;ve been at con too long when you have a dream about a charmin (toilet paper) commercial using several of the doctors. On the other hand I have been caught twice in stalls with no paper and had to borrow from my neighbor. #girl problems<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209519"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=209519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209519\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=209519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=209519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=209519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}