{"id":208503,"date":"2014-06-01T15:26:32","date_gmt":"2014-06-01T15:26:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/01\/diamoncls-me-looks-at-phone-for-10-seconds\/"},"modified":"2014-06-01T15:26:32","modified_gmt":"2014-06-01T15:26:32","slug":"diamoncls-me-looks-at-phone-for-10-seconds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/01\/diamoncls-me-looks-at-phone-for-10-seconds\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/diamoncls.tumblr.com\/post\/87252916682\/me-looks-at-phone-for-10-seconds-adult-woah\" target=\"_blank\">diamoncls<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*<br \/> Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I&rsquo;m a 35 year old adult and my husband does this to me&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>diamoncls: Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds* Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU I&rsquo;m a 35 year old adult and my husband does this to me&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[21998,21997,21999],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208503"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=208503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=208503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=208503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=208503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}