{"id":207639,"date":"2014-06-06T09:10:48","date_gmt":"2014-06-06T09:10:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/06\/deanisthenewcain-i-actually-have-a-theory-that\/"},"modified":"2018-09-19T02:26:57","modified_gmt":"2018-09-19T02:26:57","slug":"deanisthenewcain-i-actually-have-a-theory-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/06\/deanisthenewcain-i-actually-have-a-theory-that\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-207639 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/06\/deanisthenewcain-i-actually-have-a-theory-that\/attachment\/207640\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"50\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/tumblr_n5izjf7Nt21trupsno2_500-150x50.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail 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srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/tumblr_n5izjf7Nt21trupsno8_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/tumblr_n5izjf7Nt21trupsno8_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/deanisthenewcain.tumblr.com\/post\/87481698854\/i-actually-have-a-theory-that-this-is-at-least\" target=\"_blank\">deanisthenewcain<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I actually have a theory that this is at least partly because Sam\u2019s worst, most aggressive impulses are vented on a regular basis because of his lifestyle as a hunter.<\/p>\n<p>How many times a day does the average person want to punch someone in the face for whatever reason, and suppress that urge because it\u2019s wrong and violent and uncivilized?<\/p>\n<p>But Sam is violent and uncivilized on an almost daily basis, so there aren\u2019t any pent-up violent urges lying underneath the surface, just waiting to burst out the moment there\u2019s no conscience or empathy to keep them in check.<\/p>\n<p>What Sam <em>doesn\u2019t\u00a0<\/em>do a lot of is speak his mind, so what we get is a fuckton of the snark that\u2019s normally hidden behind his epic silently judging-you bitchface.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>deanisthenewcain: I actually have a theory that this is at least partly because Sam\u2019s worst, most aggressive impulses are vented on a regular basis because of his lifestyle as a hunter. 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