{"id":207028,"date":"2014-06-10T00:15:24","date_gmt":"2014-06-10T00:15:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/10\/bad-writers-pick-up-lines\/"},"modified":"2014-06-10T00:15:24","modified_gmt":"2014-06-10T00:15:24","slug":"bad-writers-pick-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/10\/bad-writers-pick-up-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Writer&#8217;s Pick up Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/willow555.tumblr.com\/post\/88184633672\/bad-writers-pick-up-lines\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">willow555<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Got these from a friend last night who apparently found them on Google. Figured some of my fellow writers would get a laugh. Under the cut because they\u2019re a little nsfw.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/willow555.tumblr.com\/post\/88184633672\/bad-writers-pick-up-lines\" target=\"_blank\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>willow555: Got these from a friend last night who apparently found them on Google. Figured some of my fellow writers would get a laugh. Under the cut because they\u2019re a little nsfw.\u00a0 Read More<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[21852,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207028"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=207028"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207028\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=207028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=207028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=207028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}