{"id":206767,"date":"2014-06-11T17:07:06","date_gmt":"2014-06-11T17:07:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/11\/iamagreenturtle-mrprincesshorse\/"},"modified":"2018-09-18T19:44:47","modified_gmt":"2018-09-18T19:44:47","slug":"iamagreenturtle-mrprincesshorse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/11\/iamagreenturtle-mrprincesshorse\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-206767 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/11\/iamagreenturtle-mrprincesshorse\/attachment\/206768\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/tumblr_n5bx7tIhTc1qiiadso1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/tumblr_n5bx7tIhTc1qiiadso1_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/tumblr_n5bx7tIhTc1qiiadso1_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamagreenturtle.tumblr.com\/post\/86251728649\/mrprincesshorse-therainbowgorilla\" target=\"_blank\">iamagreenturtle<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mrprincesshorse.tumblr.com\/post\/85296468002\/therainbowgorilla-alexianfireflies\" target=\"_blank\">mrprincesshorse<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/therainbowgorilla.tumblr.com\/post\/85273436549\/alexianfireflies-therainbowgorilla\" target=\"_blank\">therainbowgorilla<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/alexianfireflies.tumblr.com\/post\/85272817091\/therainbowgorilla-nextstepcake-ace\" target=\"_blank\">alexianfireflies<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/therainbowgorilla.tumblr.com\/post\/85272698454\/nextstepcake-ace-hardware-no-screwing-just\" target=\"_blank\">therainbowgorilla<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/nextstepcake.tumblr.com\/post\/85258036406\/ace-hardware-no-screwing-just-lots-of-screws\" target=\"_blank\">nextstepcake<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>&ldquo;Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws.&rdquo;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&ldquo;Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner.&rdquo;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&ldquo;Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket&rdquo;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>At first I wasn\u2019t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing<\/p>\n<p>my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>and those puns are literally the best<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I NEED more asexual puns<\/p>\n<p>those are indeed the best<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>&ldquo;Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk&rdquo;<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>&ldquo;Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis&rdquo;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&ldquo;Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren\u2019t genetalia&rdquo;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&ldquo;Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer.&rdquo;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&ldquo;Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler&rdquo;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&ldquo;Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we\u2019re still happy to see you.&rdquo;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&ldquo;Ace Hardware: You can get Off<\/strong><strong>\u2122<\/strong><strong>\u00a0in our repellent\u00a0aisle\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>iamagreenturtle: mrprincesshorse: therainbowgorilla: alexianfireflies: therainbowgorilla: nextstepcake: &ldquo;Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws.&rdquo; &ldquo;Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner.&rdquo; &ldquo;Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket&rdquo; One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/11\/iamagreenturtle-mrprincesshorse\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2556,1928,417,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206767"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=206767"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":206769,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206767\/revisions\/206769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=206767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=206767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=206767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}