{"id":205912,"date":"2014-06-16T11:33:43","date_gmt":"2014-06-16T11:33:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/16\/dontbearuiner-blackandwhitestriped-the-levi\/"},"modified":"2018-09-18T13:52:47","modified_gmt":"2018-09-18T13:52:47","slug":"dontbearuiner-blackandwhitestriped-the-levi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/16\/dontbearuiner-blackandwhitestriped-the-levi\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-205912 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/16\/dontbearuiner-blackandwhitestriped-the-levi\/attachment\/205913\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/tumblr_n582swqmYd1qc7k83o2_400-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/tumblr_n582swqmYd1qc7k83o2_400-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/tumblr_n582swqmYd1qc7k83o2_400-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/16\/dontbearuiner-blackandwhitestriped-the-levi\/attachment\/205914\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/tumblr_n582swqmYd1qc7k83o1_400-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/tumblr_n582swqmYd1qc7k83o1_400-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/tumblr_n582swqmYd1qc7k83o1_400-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/dontbearuiner.tumblr.com\/post\/85830533198\/the-levi-people-said-theyd-like-to-make-me-an\" target=\"_blank\">dontbearuiner<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/blackandwhitestriped.tumblr.com\/post\/85058682487\" target=\"_blank\">blackandwhitestriped<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>The Levi people said they\u2019d like to make me an outfit- a denim kilt, and a whole denim Nightcrawler blue thing for the [X-Men] premiere, and then they said \u201cWouldn\u2019t it be great if you had a big black leather belt which had Nightcrawler studded on it?\u201d<\/em><br \/><em>So we go to this leather shop in San Francisco and we\u2019re buying the belts and there\u2019s all these metal cock rings on the wall, millions of them. And I was like \u201cHow do you know how big a cockring is? Because you can\u2019t tie it or anything, it\u2019s just a metal thing.\u201d And the guy at the shop heard me and went \u201cWould you like to try one on, sir?\u201d and I was like \u201coh\u2026.ok!\u201d so he gets one down off the wall and goes \u201cYou look like a medium\u201d and I\u2019m like \u201cOh, fuck you.\u201d<br \/><\/em><em>\u2026so then the premiere comes, and then you know when you go to those things there\u2019s endless television crews you\u2019ve got to do little sound bytes for\u2026and I\u2019m wearing a kilt, so they say \u201cSo Alan, are you being a true Scotsman? What are you wearing under your kilt?\u201d and after a while I couldn\u2019t resist it any longer- \u201cI\u2019m wearing just a cockring.\u201d and they\u2019re like \u201cNo, really\u2026.\u201d and I\u2019m like \u201cYes, really.\u201d<\/em><br \/><em>And then I got so brazen about it that by the end of the party, people didn\u2019t believe me and I was like \u201cFeel it!\u201d So I would get people\u2019s fingers, like the head of the studio and everything, and I would put their fingers so they could feel like, the metal at the top bit. Not near anything dangerous, just above the thing. And then eventually word got around and there was like, a line of people waiting to feel the metal of my cockring. So yeah, that\u2019s my cockring story! [<a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/34582601\" target=\"_blank\">x<\/a>]<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*incoherence*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dontbearuiner: blackandwhitestriped: The Levi people said they\u2019d like to make me an outfit- a denim kilt, and a whole denim Nightcrawler blue thing for the [X-Men] premiere, and then they said \u201cWouldn\u2019t it be great if you had a big black leather belt which had Nightcrawler studded on it?\u201dSo we go to this leather shop &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/16\/dontbearuiner-blackandwhitestriped-the-levi\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2230,19839,10723],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205912"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=205912"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":205915,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205912\/revisions\/205915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=205912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=205912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=205912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}