{"id":205762,"date":"2014-06-17T11:33:44","date_gmt":"2014-06-17T11:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/17\/sam-wilson-natasha-romanov-clothes-sharing\/"},"modified":"2014-06-17T11:33:44","modified_gmt":"2014-06-17T11:33:44","slug":"sam-wilson-natasha-romanov-clothes-sharing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/17\/sam-wilson-natasha-romanov-clothes-sharing\/","title":{"rendered":"Sam Wilson & Natasha Romanov clothes sharing. (Platonic or romantic relationship. Your choice.)"},"content":{"rendered":"

roane72<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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steverogersorbust<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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The fifth time he gets an epic wedgie in the middle of a battle because his jeans are too tight, Sam seems to decide something has to change.<\/p>\n

“Natasha,” Sam says when they meet for their weekly Starbucks date, “I think I gotta start wearing spandex.”<\/p>\n

Natasha sips her tea, unmoved by the announcement.<\/p>\n

“Or you could just wear looser pants,” she suggests, eyebrow raised.<\/p>\n

Sam takes a defiant bite of his pumpkin bread. \u201c<\/em>Not when Captain Booty is over there shaking his little butt at everyone,\u201d he says. \u201cI\u2019m already just a dude with wings. I need to hold my own, y\u2019know?\u201d He preens a little. \u201cThe internet says I have a nice ass. I gotta give the people what they want.\u201d<\/p>\n

Natasha takes another sip of her tea, this time to maybe hide a laugh. Sam frowns.<\/p>\n

“I\u2019m\u00a0serious<\/em>,\u201d Sam says. \u201cI need an outfit that won\u2019t get all\u2014you know\u2014bunchy. Something stretchy, so I can show off what my mama gave me, too.\u201d He frames his hands in a square, squinting like he\u2019s envisioning a scene in front of a camera. \u201cSpandex,\u201d he says. \u201cLots of it.\u201d<\/p>\n

Natasha rolls her eyes. \u201cIs this how the average American male comes of age, or something?\u201d she asks fondly. \u201cI didn\u2019t realize.\u201d<\/p>\n

Sam grins. \u201cNah,\u201d he says. \u201cIt\u2019s\u00a0how American\u00a0superheroes <\/em>come of age.\u201d<\/p>\n

Natasha gives him a considering look. \u201cNot just\u00a0American<\/em>,\u201d she says after a pause, conspiratorially.<\/p>\n

Sam blinks. Looks her up and down. \u201c\u2026what, really?\u201d he asks. Then, \u201cWhat?\u00a0Really?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Natasha shrugs and steals Sam\u2019s pumpkin bread. \u201cReally,\u201d she confirms.<\/p>\n

Which is pretty much how Sam ends up wearing Black Widow\u2019s catsuit.<\/p>\n

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"It\u2019s a special lycra spandex blend,” Natasha explains for the\u00a0thousandth time<\/em> as Steve laughs himself sick. \u201cIt\u00a0stretches<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n

Sam sniffs. \u201cYeah, Steve,\u201d he says. \u201cIt stretches. Probably if it had a cowl like your outfit, it\u2019d even fit\u00a0your\u00a0<\/em>fat head\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n

Natasha brandishes her gun. Casually. Sam and Steve shut their mouths.\u00a0<\/p>\n

“Boys,” she admonishes.\u00a0"The catsuit is not intended to cause fights. It\u2019s intended to give Sam a sense for how he might move in this kind of material. He\u2019s been feeling\u2026constricted, lately.“<\/p>\n

Steve looks abashed at that. \u201cSorry, man,\u201d he says. \u201cProbably I\u2019m the last person on planet earth who needs to be laughing at a guy in spandex.\u201d
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Sam tugs on the zipper of the catsuit, trying ineffectually to get it to go a little higher than mid-chest. \u201c\u2018s alright, dude,\u201d he says cheerfully. \u201cI almost laughed myself into a fuckin\u2019 coma the first time you wore those leather go-go boots\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n

"They\u2019re combat boots painted red\u2014\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Natasha holds up her gun again. The two men shut their mouths. Again.<\/p>\n

"Let\u2019s do a test run,” she says pleasantly. “And Steve? If those pictures go on Instagram, I will\u00a0ruin\u00a0<\/em>you. As far as the world knows, that catsuit is mine and mine alone.\u201d<\/p>\n

Steve pockets his phone guiltily.<\/p>\n

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Turns out, the catsuit is just about perfect for Sam. There are some\u2014minor support issues, but nothing that can\u2019t be solved by a good built-in cup. Natasha makes a mental note to ask Clint later; he spent the eighties in purple spandex, if she remembers the files correctly.<\/p>\n

She squints as she looks to the sky, the elegant shape of Sam in all his long, muscled glory, taking flight against the clouds. The metal of his wings is a lovely contrast to the sleek lines of his body under the catsuit, and as he tilts to the right, ducking and swooping down to the ground, Natasha glimpses the infamous gift that apparently, Darlene Wilson passed along to her only son.<\/p>\n

"Nice ass is right,” she mutters appreciatively.<\/p>\n

Sam\u2019s right\u2014only spandex will do, from here on out. Anything more would be a\u00a0crime<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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The next morning, Natasha walks into breakfast wearing one of Sam\u2019s shirts. And only one of his shirts.<\/p>\n

“What?” she asks, smiling behind her coffee at Steve and Bucky\u2019s stricken looks.\u00a0"He got to wear\u00a0my\u00a0<\/em>stuff.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

psst wintergrey<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

roane72: steverogersorbust: The fifth time he gets an epic wedgie in the middle of a battle because his jeans are too tight, Sam seems to decide something has to change. “Natasha,” Sam says when they meet for their weekly Starbucks date, “I think I gotta start wearing spandex.” Natasha sips her tea, unmoved by the … <\/p>\n

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