{"id":205515,"date":"2014-06-19T05:07:27","date_gmt":"2014-06-19T05:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/19\/killfuckmarry-eleventh-doctor-owen-harper\/"},"modified":"2014-06-19T05:07:27","modified_gmt":"2014-06-19T05:07:27","slug":"killfuckmarry-eleventh-doctor-owen-harper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/19\/killfuckmarry-eleventh-doctor-owen-harper\/","title":{"rendered":"Kill\/fuck\/marry: Eleventh Doctor, Owen Harper, John Hart?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bonusvampirus.tumblr.com\/post\/89231041544\/kill-fuck-marry-eleventh-doctor-owen-harper-john\" target=\"_blank\">bonusvampirus<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/merindab.tumblr.com\/post\/89229637804\/killfuckmarry-eleventh-doctor-owen-harper\">merindab<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Kill eleven \u2026.oh geeze i dont wan\u2019t to marry either of them\u2026.. fuck owen and marry John hart before encouraging him to quickly abandon me (after consummating the marriage?)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Take out a really good life insurance policy on John and then have him fake his own death. I\u2019m sure he could find a really convincing way to do it. Split the cash 50\/50 and never see each other again. It\u2019s the sensible thing to do. \ud83d\ude00\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I like the way you think!<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/3c40031e1410f7bc423ba5cd208efe16\/tumblr_inline_n7egvfDx0Z1rw8a11.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bonusvampirus: merindab: Kill eleven \u2026.oh geeze i dont wan\u2019t to marry either of them\u2026.. fuck owen and marry John hart before encouraging him to quickly abandon me (after consummating the marriage?) Take out a really good life insurance policy on John and then have him fake his own death. I\u2019m sure he could find a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/06\/19\/killfuckmarry-eleventh-doctor-owen-harper\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kill\/fuck\/marry: Eleventh Doctor, Owen Harper, John Hart?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[18574,6293,21773],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205515"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=205515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=205515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=205515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=205515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}