{"id":203308,"date":"2014-07-03T03:09:42","date_gmt":"2014-07-03T03:09:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/03\/send-me-a-pairing-and-a-line-of-dialogue-and-ill\/"},"modified":"2014-07-03T03:09:42","modified_gmt":"2014-07-03T03:09:42","slug":"send-me-a-pairing-and-a-line-of-dialogue-and-ill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/03\/send-me-a-pairing-and-a-line-of-dialogue-and-ill\/","title":{"rendered":"Send me a pairing and a line of dialogue and I&#8217;ll write you something"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/pierceaholic.tumblr.com\/post\/88980020838\/send-me-a-pairing-and-a-line-of-dialogue-and-ill-write\" target=\"_blank\">pierceaholic<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>&ldquo;Wait right there, don\u2019t move!&quot;\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>&quot;That\u2019s a good look for you.&quot;\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>&quot;Could you repeat that?&rdquo; \u00a0<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;Hey, have you seen the\u2026? <em>Oh<\/em>.\u201d\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>&quot;Everything\u2019s going to be fine.&quot;\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>&quot;This isn\u2019t exactly what I had in mind.&quot;\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>&quot;Are you flirting with me?&rdquo;<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;Must be a day ending in y.&quot;\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>&quot;Stop trying to cheer me up!&quot;\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>&quot;You want me to do\u00a0<em>what<\/em>?\u201d\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>&quot;It\u2019s never too late.&rdquo;<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;Please stay.&rdquo;<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;If there\u2019s one thing the world needs more of\u2026&rdquo;<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;I\u2019ve got one word for you: sing-along!&rdquo;<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;Are you fucking kidding me?&rdquo;<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;Can we pretend I didn\u2019t just say that?<\/li>\n<li>&quot;That is one hell of a mess.&rdquo;<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;There\u2019s something I\u2019ve been meaning to say\u2026&quot;\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>&quot;Last time I ask you for a favor!&rdquo;<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;Come on.&rdquo;<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;I need this.&rdquo;<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0\u201dDon\u2019t make it into a big deal.\u201d\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;You forgot to say the magic word.&rdquo;<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;Where the fuck did that clown come from?&quot;\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>&quot;I\u2019ll never unsee that.&quot;\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>&quot;Can I tell you a secret?&rdquo;<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;This one\u2019s on me.&quot;\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>&quot;I\u2019m lost.&rdquo;<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;Give me a hand.&rdquo;<\/li>\n<li>&ldquo;I think you missed your calling.&rdquo;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>pierceaholic: &ldquo;Wait right there, don\u2019t move!&quot;\u00a0 &quot;That\u2019s a good look for you.&quot;\u00a0 &quot;Could you repeat that?&rdquo; \u00a0 &ldquo;Hey, have you seen the\u2026? Oh.\u201d\u00a0 &quot;Everything\u2019s going to be fine.&quot;\u00a0 &quot;This isn\u2019t exactly what I had in mind.&quot;\u00a0 &quot;Are you flirting with me?&rdquo; &ldquo;Must be a day ending in y.&quot;\u00a0 &quot;Stop trying to cheer me up!&quot;\u00a0 &quot;You &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/03\/send-me-a-pairing-and-a-line-of-dialogue-and-ill\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Send me a pairing and a line of dialogue and I&#8217;ll write you something&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[21633],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203308"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=203308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=203308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=203308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=203308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}