{"id":203145,"date":"2014-07-04T07:35:37","date_gmt":"2014-07-04T07:35:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/04\/lord-kitschener-therealjosephinebonaparte\/"},"modified":"2014-07-04T07:35:37","modified_gmt":"2014-07-04T07:35:37","slug":"lord-kitschener-therealjosephinebonaparte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/04\/lord-kitschener-therealjosephinebonaparte\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/lord-kitschener.tumblr.com\/post\/52096780538\/therealjosephinebonaparte\" target=\"_blank\">lord-kitschener<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/therealjosephinebonaparte.tumblr.com\/post\/52096644352\/opiate-of-them-asses-youcantcancelquidditch-the\" target=\"_blank\">therealjosephinebonaparte<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/youcantcancelquidditch.tumblr.com\/post\/50221493322\/the-assassination-of-franz-ferdinand-was-actually\" target=\"_blank\">youcantcancelquidditch<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div class=\"post_content clearfix\" id=\"post_content_52096123998\">\n<div class=\"post_text_wrapper\">\n<blockquote>\n<p>the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can\u2019t even explain to you how badly it went i mean\u00a0there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke\u2019s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like \u201cwhat a crazy random happenstance\u201d and started world war one<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>THIS LEAVES OUT THE BEST PART. Gavrilo Princip was ordering a sandwich when the car took a wrong turn and he IN THE MIDDLE OF ORDERING A DAMN SANDWICH turned around and shot the archduke<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/62fdedfde129d3fa7f4957576accf4cc\/tumblr_inline_mnudc2Ilen1qebls2.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>lord-kitschener: therealjosephinebonaparte: youcantcancelquidditch: the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can\u2019t even explain to you how badly it went i mean\u00a0there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/04\/lord-kitschener-therealjosephinebonaparte\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[21623,261,4,4915],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203145"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=203145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=203145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=203145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=203145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}