I had a weird, kinda funny dream this morning. About John Barrowman and his husband and me. And completely g rated. With bonus rules about the American highway numbering system.
\nI was walking around somewhere and ran into John. I recognized him and we started just chatting. Eventually he said he could use someone who could show them around the city and would I like the job. <\/p>\n
Of course I say yes. We go back to the hotel room and John fed me fried chicken while we decided what they wanted to see. <\/p>\n
Right about then Scott came in and we talked a bit about plans and then he took out a map cause they were going to Tuscon next and he mentioned how expensive tolls were through Oklahoma. So I said we take highway 69 to avoid the tolls. <\/p>\n
He kinda went “No.” And looked at John. <\/p>\n
And I was like. “I know what he’ll say, but it’s really the name of the highway.” And I showed him and told him the rules of American highways:<\/p>\n
Even highways go east-west. Like 66 or 44
\nOdd highways are north-south. Like 5 or 35
\nThree digits that start with 2 are a loop around the city. Like 270.
\nThree digits that starts with 3 are a spur off a highway. Like 364. <\/p>\n
And then I woke up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I had a weird, kinda funny dream this morning. About John Barrowman and his husband and me. And completely g rated. With bonus rules about the American highway numbering system. I was walking around somewhere and ran into John. I recognized him and we started just chatting. Eventually he said he could use someone who … <\/p>\n