{"id":202774,"date":"2014-07-06T20:17:14","date_gmt":"2014-07-06T20:17:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/06\/adamantsteve-god-i-bet-i-bet-sam-fucking\/"},"modified":"2018-09-17T17:29:39","modified_gmt":"2018-09-17T17:29:39","slug":"adamantsteve-god-i-bet-i-bet-sam-fucking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/06\/adamantsteve-god-i-bet-i-bet-sam-fucking\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-202774 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/06\/adamantsteve-god-i-bet-i-bet-sam-fucking\/attachment\/202775\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n88hbmtlXJ1qe8a0fo1_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n88hbmtlXJ1qe8a0fo1_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n88hbmtlXJ1qe8a0fo1_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/06\/adamantsteve-god-i-bet-i-bet-sam-fucking\/attachment\/202776\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n88hbmtlXJ1qe8a0fo2_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n88hbmtlXJ1qe8a0fo2_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n88hbmtlXJ1qe8a0fo2_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/06\/adamantsteve-god-i-bet-i-bet-sam-fucking\/attachment\/202777\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n88hbmtlXJ1qe8a0fo3_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n88hbmtlXJ1qe8a0fo3_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n88hbmtlXJ1qe8a0fo3_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/06\/adamantsteve-god-i-bet-i-bet-sam-fucking\/attachment\/202778\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n88hbmtlXJ1qe8a0fo4_r1_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n88hbmtlXJ1qe8a0fo4_r1_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n88hbmtlXJ1qe8a0fo4_r1_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/adamantsteve.tumblr.com\/post\/90839113306\/god-i-bet-i-bet-sam-fucking-loves-having-guests\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">adamantsteve<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>God I bet..<br \/>I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn\u2019t know what these guys eat &#8211; Natasha\u2019s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who\u2019s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full of fruit. But then also waffles and pancakes, and eggs\u2026 though who knows how these people eat their eggs? Sam likes scrambled, but he boils some just in case, and sets up a frying pan in case either of them wants fried. Better put some water on to boil in case someone wants poached\u2026. While he has the eggs out, might as well make french toast. But then actually, Natasha\u2019s european, right? They like that weird-ass continental breakfast shit, so he rolls up some little bits of ham and cheese, which looks weird without croissants and muffins and whatnot so he nips out to get some. And some juice. And some tea. And some hair straighteners.<\/p>\n<p>And so Natasha eats a few bits of everything, but Steve\u2026 well Steve grew up during a time where you did not waste food &#8211; clearing your plate is ingrained in him, so. Yeah, he did have a big breakfast. He had all the breakfast.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>adamantsteve: God I bet..I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn\u2019t know what these guys eat &#8211; Natasha\u2019s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who\u2019s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/06\/adamantsteve-god-i-bet-i-bet-sam-fucking\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[189,4,191],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202774"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=202774"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":202779,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202774\/revisions\/202779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=202774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=202774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=202774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}