{"id":202100,"date":"2014-07-11T00:15:53","date_gmt":"2014-07-11T00:15:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/11\/goodluckdetective-knocks-on-your-door-hello\/"},"modified":"2014-07-11T00:15:53","modified_gmt":"2014-07-11T00:15:53","slug":"goodluckdetective-knocks-on-your-door-hello","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/11\/goodluckdetective-knocks-on-your-door-hello\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/goodluckdetective.tumblr.com\/post\/89698535670\/knocks-on-your-door-hello-ive-heard-youve\" target=\"_blank\">goodluckdetective<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>*knocks on your door*<\/p>\n<p>Hello. I\u2019ve heard you\u2019ve been invalidating a male character\u2019s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sale.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Could I interest you on the subject of bisexuality.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s free! It\u2019s friendly! It\u2019s perfectly workable with canon! It stops misogynistic fic tropes in order to slash ship in it\u2019s tracks.<\/p>\n<p>Invest in bisexuality today!<\/p>\n<p>Bonus: Buy today and receive a free addition of pansexuality for no extra fee!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/705c992961f2c26e47c46970b5d858a1\/tumblr_inline_n8gb4nNUOH1rw8a11.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>goodluckdetective: *knocks on your door* Hello. I\u2019ve heard you\u2019ve been invalidating a male character\u2019s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sale.\u00a0 Could I interest you on the subject of bisexuality. It\u2019s free! It\u2019s friendly! It\u2019s perfectly workable with canon! It stops misogynistic fic tropes in order to slash ship in it\u2019s &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/11\/goodluckdetective-knocks-on-your-door-hello\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1199,1071,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202100"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=202100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=202100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=202100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=202100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}