DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
\nMarvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
\nDC: We can’t allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
\nMarvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE’RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
\nDC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
\nMarvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
\nDC: After years of rumors, the Superman\/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
\nMarvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE’S MOVIE AND THERE AIN’T NO STOPPIN US NOW
\nDC: We can try to add maybe one or two ‘people of color’ to our lineup…maybe…
\nMarvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT’S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
\nDC: We feel no problem with Batman’s vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
\nMarvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
\nDC: We can’t mention any superhero titles in our movies, that’s ridiculous.
\nMarvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
\nDC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I’m sure our focus is-
\nMarvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
\nDC: Wait-
\nMarvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
\nDC: I didn’t-
\nMarvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
\nMarvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
\nMarvel: PEACE <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for- Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS DC: We can’t allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry. Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT … <\/p>\n