{"id":199751,"date":"2014-07-25T11:33:48","date_gmt":"2014-07-25T11:33:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/25\/gloucesterroad-i-was-reading-some-of-those-one\/"},"modified":"2014-07-25T11:33:48","modified_gmt":"2014-07-25T11:33:48","slug":"gloucesterroad-i-was-reading-some-of-those-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/25\/gloucesterroad-i-was-reading-some-of-those-one\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gloucesterroad.tumblr.com\/post\/89148723605\/i-was-reading-some-of-those-one-sentence-horror\" target=\"_blank\">gloucesterroad<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>i was reading some of those one sentence horror stories and one of them was \u201chello passengers this isn\u2019t your captain speaking\u201d and i just thought wow that is exactly something Arthur Shappey would say and then the passengers would be startled and Carolyn would be like \u201cgood grief\u201d and Martin would freak out and Douglas would probably cut him off like \u201cyour pilots would like to assure you that this aircraft is\u00a0<em>not\u00a0<\/em>being hijacked.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gloucesterroad: i was reading some of those one sentence horror stories and one of them was \u201chello passengers this isn\u2019t your captain speaking\u201d and i just thought wow that is exactly something Arthur Shappey would say and then the passengers would be startled and Carolyn would be like \u201cgood grief\u201d and Martin would freak out &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/25\/gloucesterroad-i-was-reading-some-of-those-one\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[183,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199751"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199751"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199751\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}