{"id":199587,"date":"2014-07-26T14:43:50","date_gmt":"2014-07-26T14:43:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/26\/highfunctioning-assbutt-timelord\/"},"modified":"2018-09-16T23:37:03","modified_gmt":"2018-09-16T23:37:03","slug":"highfunctioning-assbutt-timelord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/26\/highfunctioning-assbutt-timelord\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-199587 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/26\/highfunctioning-assbutt-timelord\/attachment\/199588\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_mfq3jtzheF1r1pf9ko1_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_mfq3jtzheF1r1pf9ko1_500-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_mfq3jtzheF1r1pf9ko1_500-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/26\/highfunctioning-assbutt-timelord\/attachment\/199589\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_mfq3jtzheF1r1pf9ko2_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_mfq3jtzheF1r1pf9ko2_500-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_mfq3jtzheF1r1pf9ko2_500-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/highfunctioning-assbutt-timelord.tumblr.com\/post\/43023897987\/jackiemakescomics-guns-n-freckles\" target=\"_blank\">highfunctioning-assbutt-timelord<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jackiemakescomics.tumblr.com\/post\/43009047675\/guns-n-freckles-baby-angel-of-the-garrison\" target=\"_blank\">jackiemakescomics<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/guns-n-freckles.tumblr.com\/post\/40557025810\/baby-angel-of-the-garrison-guys-but-this-hurts\" target=\"_blank\">guns-n-freckles<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/baby-angel-of-the-garrison.tumblr.com\/post\/39077625207\/guys-but-this-hurts-so-much-let-me-tell-you-of-my\" target=\"_blank\">baby-angel-of-the-garrison<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>GUYS BUT THIS HURTS SO MUCH LET ME TELL YOU OF MY PAIN<br \/>Let\u2019s say that John had to leave really abruptly on a hunting trip (because let\u2019s face it, that probably happened more than a few times). He probably just dropped the boys off at a half-assed motel, leaving Dean with some cash, a bit of food, and a warning to shoot first, ask questions later, and <em>always<\/em> look out for Sammy, no matter what.<br \/>Then let\u2019s say that John was gone longer than anticipated. The food and money would be slowly running out. Dean would be too young to work. Maybe he\u2019d resort to shoplifting in order to get food. But what little he could scrounge up, there is no doubt in my mind that he would always give it to Sammy, leaving the barest amount for himself. AND THAT\u2019S HOW HE KNOWS WHAT BEING THIS HUNGRY IS LIKE.<img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/4afae16f8e731ecb8e28c71130c6410e\/tumblr_inline_mfrl7wkrv71r1qym4.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>maybe that\u2019s also why Dean would later on grow up and just eat as much as he could manage in one meal because he wouldn\u2019t know when his next meal might be. I\u2019m convinced that that\u2019s why we always see him eating more than Sammy.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And maybe that\u2019s why he gets so much pleasure in the food he eats. He\u2019s not just gluttonous, but he genuinely is like \u201cTHIS IS THE MOST DELICIOUS THING EVER\u201d and means it.<\/p>\n<p>And he loves pie, not just because Mary would make pie with him, but because it harkens back to a time when he didn\u2019t have to <em>worry<\/em> about going hungry.\u00a0 When everything was warm and happy and safe, and pie is his most vivid sensory connection to that time.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>It\u2019s okay, I didn\u2019t need my feels you guys, they\u2019re perfectly fine shattered into tiny little pieces.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And now we know he got arrested for stealing what, bread and peanut butter?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>highfunctioning-assbutt-timelord: jackiemakescomics: guns-n-freckles: baby-angel-of-the-garrison: GUYS BUT THIS HURTS SO MUCH LET ME TELL YOU OF MY PAINLet\u2019s say that John had to leave really abruptly on a hunting trip (because let\u2019s face it, that probably happened more than a few times). He probably just dropped the boys off at a half-assed motel, leaving Dean with &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/07\/26\/highfunctioning-assbutt-timelord\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[3174,1081,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199587"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199587"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199587\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":199590,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199587\/revisions\/199590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}