{"id":198046,"date":"2014-08-03T01:02:54","date_gmt":"2014-08-03T01:02:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/08\/03\/unclewhisky-can-i-just-tell-you-guys-how-sick\/"},"modified":"2014-08-03T01:02:54","modified_gmt":"2014-08-03T01:02:54","slug":"unclewhisky-can-i-just-tell-you-guys-how-sick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/08\/03\/unclewhisky-can-i-just-tell-you-guys-how-sick\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/unclewhisky.tumblr.com\/post\/93563495648\/can-i-just-tell-you-guys-how-sick-and-fucking\" target=\"_blank\">unclewhisky<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Can I just tell you guys how sick and fucking tired I am of drab, matte-black and gray spaceships that go \u201cthruuuuuuuuuummmmmm\u201d everywhere?<\/p>\n<p>Can I tell you how intensely and powerfully happy I am that the spaceships in Guardians of the Galaxy were brightly-colored and went ZOOOOM and VREEEEE and BRUM-BRUM-BRUM-BRUM-BRUM like PROPER GODDAMN SPACESHIPS?<\/p>\n<p>THESE SPACESHIPS WERE SO COOL YOU GUYS! THEY HAD ANTENNAE AND WINGS AND SHIT HANGING OFF THEM! THEIR ENGINES MADE RACE CAR NOISES AND THEY HAD\u00a0<strong>VISIBLE FUCKING COCKPITS<\/strong> AND THEIR WEAPON DIDN\u2019T GO \u201cbroooooooowwwwwwwwmmmmmmmnuh\u201d THEY WENT\u00a0<strong>PTOW, PTOW, PTOW-PTOW!\u00a0<\/strong>AND\u00a0<strong>WAK-WAK-WAK-WAK-WAK!<\/strong> AND I\u2019M JUST SO HAPPY THAT SPACESHIPS LOOK AND SOUND LIKE SPACESHIPS AGAIN!<\/p>\n<p>AAAAAAAAAAAA <strong>SPACE <em>SHIPS!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>unclewhisky: Can I just tell you guys how sick and fucking tired I am of drab, matte-black and gray spaceships that go \u201cthruuuuuuuuuummmmmm\u201d everywhere? Can I tell you how intensely and powerfully happy I am that the spaceships in Guardians of the Galaxy were brightly-colored and went ZOOOOM and VREEEEE and BRUM-BRUM-BRUM-BRUM-BRUM like PROPER GODDAMN &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/08\/03\/unclewhisky-can-i-just-tell-you-guys-how-sick\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2546,3572,21212,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198046"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=198046"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198046\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=198046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=198046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=198046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}