{"id":197370,"date":"2014-08-06T21:52:14","date_gmt":"2014-08-06T21:52:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/08\/06\/ushas42-captain-america-red-skull-grabs-an\/"},"modified":"2014-08-06T21:52:14","modified_gmt":"2014-08-06T21:52:14","slug":"ushas42-captain-america-red-skull-grabs-an","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/08\/06\/ushas42-captain-america-red-skull-grabs-an\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ushas42.tumblr.com\/post\/93926200653\/captain-america-red-skull-grabs-an-infinity-stone\" target=\"_blank\">ushas42<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Captain America:<\/strong> Red Skull grabs an Infinity Stone with his bare hands, gets his face melted off like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Guardians of the Galaxy:<\/strong> \u201cYeah, Infinity Stones are not to be fucked around with. If you\u2019re anything less than immortal, touching it for more than a second will make you explode. MAYBE if you got a couple of people to share the load, you could hold it for a minute or two, but even then if you push it too far your head will pop off like a soda bottle.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Thor 2:<\/strong> Jane Foster absorbs an Infinity Stone into her bloodstream, sees the whole of the universe, develops defensive superpowers, goes for days where her only negative side effects are a fever and occasional fainting.<\/p>\n<p>Jane Foster is raw as hell.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ushas42: Captain America: Red Skull grabs an Infinity Stone with his bare hands, gets his face melted off like in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Guardians of the Galaxy: \u201cYeah, Infinity Stones are not to be fucked around with. If you\u2019re anything less than immortal, touching it for more than a second will make you &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/08\/06\/ushas42-captain-america-red-skull-grabs-an\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[21073,847,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197370"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}