{"id":192982,"date":"2014-09-03T17:07:01","date_gmt":"2014-09-03T17:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/03\/my-guardian-angel-most-of-the-time-probably\/"},"modified":"2014-09-03T17:07:01","modified_gmt":"2014-09-03T17:07:01","slug":"my-guardian-angel-most-of-the-time-probably","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/03\/my-guardian-angel-most-of-the-time-probably\/","title":{"rendered":"My guardian angel most of the time, probably"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/scarred-fallenangel.tumblr.com\/post\/96055519930\/my-guardian-angel-most-of-the-time-probably\" target=\"_blank\">scarred-fallenangel<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/i-watch-the-bees-now.tumblr.com\/post\/95950405999\/my-guardian-angel-most-of-the-time-probably\" target=\"_blank\">i-watch-the-bees-now<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/i--need--a--doctor.tumblr.com\/post\/95910600475\/my-guardian-angel-most-of-the-time-probably\" target=\"_blank\">i\u2014need\u2014a\u2014doctor<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/i--need--a--doctor.tumblr.com\/post\/94453681340\/my-guardian-angel-most-of-the-time-probably\" target=\"_blank\">i\u2014need\u2014a\u2014doctor<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/9e89b4a2fbc8bc3c86de0b9df9b4f43c\/tumblr_inline_na5o10wDA51rkzkd5.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&ldquo;You can\u2019t just tell someone to fuck off and expect them not to be angry with you&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;LOOK BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET. I swear, if I have to stop one more car or change one more light to red\u2026&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Of course you failed the test you idiot, you were reading pornos about my brother and that Winchester kid all night!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>scarred-fallenangel: i-watch-the-bees-now: i\u2014need\u2014a\u2014doctor: i\u2014need\u2014a\u2014doctor: &ldquo;You can\u2019t just tell someone to fuck off and expect them not to be angry with you&rdquo; &ldquo;LOOK BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET. I swear, if I have to stop one more car or change one more light to red\u2026&rdquo; &ldquo;Of course you failed the test you idiot, you were reading pornos &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/03\/my-guardian-angel-most-of-the-time-probably\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;My guardian angel most of the time, probably&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[229,24,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192982"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}