{"id":191249,"date":"2014-09-15T04:13:03","date_gmt":"2014-09-15T04:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/15\/caitluffs-applethefruit-crrocs-how-am-i\/"},"modified":"2014-09-15T04:13:03","modified_gmt":"2014-09-15T04:13:03","slug":"caitluffs-applethefruit-crrocs-how-am-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/15\/caitluffs-applethefruit-crrocs-how-am-i\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/caitluffs.tumblr.com\/post\/59098618875\/applethefruit-crrocs-how-am-i-supposed-to\" target=\"_blank\">caitluffs<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/applefruit.tk\/post\/59095156701\/crrocs-how-am-i-supposed-to-make-creative-funny\" target=\"_blank\">applethefruit<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/crrocs.tumblr.com\/post\/59095102396\/how-am-i-supposed-to-make-creative-funny-text\" target=\"_blank\">crrocs<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn\u2019t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn\u2019t get out of the pool and i &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/15\/caitluffs-applethefruit-crrocs-how-am-i\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[516,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191249"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}