{"id":191132,"date":"2014-09-16T01:02:39","date_gmt":"2014-09-16T01:02:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/16\/crossroadsthenewworld-mousathe14-ankoku37\/"},"modified":"2018-09-15T11:25:45","modified_gmt":"2018-09-15T11:25:45","slug":"crossroadsthenewworld-mousathe14-ankoku37","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/16\/crossroadsthenewworld-mousathe14-ankoku37\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-191132 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/16\/crossroadsthenewworld-mousathe14-ankoku37\/attachment\/191133\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tumblr_na5u2fczRs1t0dasvo1_640-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tumblr_na5u2fczRs1t0dasvo1_640-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tumblr_na5u2fczRs1t0dasvo1_640-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/16\/crossroadsthenewworld-mousathe14-ankoku37\/attachment\/191134\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tumblr_na5u2fczRs1t0dasvo2_640-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tumblr_na5u2fczRs1t0dasvo2_640-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tumblr_na5u2fczRs1t0dasvo2_640-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/16\/crossroadsthenewworld-mousathe14-ankoku37\/attachment\/191135\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tumblr_na5u2fczRs1t0dasvo3_640-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tumblr_na5u2fczRs1t0dasvo3_640-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tumblr_na5u2fczRs1t0dasvo3_640-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/crossroadsthenewworld.tumblr.com\/post\/97137908249\/mousathe14-ankoku37-brianthuff-is-there\" target=\"_blank\">crossroadsthenewworld<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mousathe14.tumblr.com\/post\/96395733591\/ankoku37-brianthuff-is-there-anything-a\" target=\"_blank\">mousathe14<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ankoku37.tumblr.com\/post\/95440654929\/brianthuff-is-there-anything-a-natural-20-cant\" target=\"_blank\">ankoku37<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/brianthuff.tumblr.com\/post\/94463944537\/is-there-anything-a-natural-20-cant-do-this-is\" target=\"_blank\">brianthuff<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Is there anything a natural 20 can\u2019t do?<\/p>\n<p>This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gameknightreviews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Criticalmiss.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump\u00a0<em>into\u00a0<\/em>the swarm.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&quot;You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I CANT BREATHE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Not <em>Crossroads<\/em>-related, but hilarious.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>crossroadsthenewworld: mousathe14: ankoku37: brianthuff: Is there anything a natural 20 can\u2019t do? This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs. &ldquo;You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead.&rdquo; &ldquo;You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/16\/crossroadsthenewworld-mousathe14-ankoku37\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[20547,113,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191132"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191132"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":191136,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191132\/revisions\/191136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}