{"id":190028,"date":"2014-09-23T09:58:28","date_gmt":"2014-09-23T09:58:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/23\/amphigoricsymphony-barumonster\/"},"modified":"2014-09-23T09:58:28","modified_gmt":"2014-09-23T09:58:28","slug":"amphigoricsymphony-barumonster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/23\/amphigoricsymphony-barumonster\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/amphigoricsymphony.tumblr.com\/post\/98102132662\/barumonster-murderboyfriends-barumonster\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">amphigoricsymphony<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/barumonster.tumblr.com\/post\/98100825398\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">barumonster<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/murderboyfriends.tumblr.com\/post\/98100562232\/barumonster-scopesandskullties-please-take-a\" target=\"_blank\">murderboyfriends<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/barumonster.tumblr.com\/post\/98099391428\" target=\"_blank\">barumonster<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/scopesandskullties.tumblr.com\/post\/98096637842\/please-take-a-moment-out-of-your-day-to-imagine\" target=\"_blank\">scopesandskullties<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Please take a moment out of your day to imagine Jim buying Sebastian a pair of underwear with a target and crosshairs on the ass<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Now take a moment to imagine Sebastian shamelessly wearing them around the flat. <\/p>\n<p>And that\u2019s all.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I just want jim with tight \u2018kiss me I\u2019m irish\u2019 undies<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Boxerbriefs with the crown jewels front and center.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Sebastian totally gets Jim some sort of St. Patrick\u2019s day nonsense every year. Going so far as to finally get lace undies one year because he never even expected Jim to put the first pair on.<\/p>\n<p>Jim fucking comes out with them on and Sebastian nearly chokes on his breakfast.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>amphigoricsymphony: barumonster: murderboyfriends: barumonster: scopesandskullties: Please take a moment out of your day to imagine Jim buying Sebastian a pair of underwear with a target and crosshairs on the ass Now take a moment to imagine Sebastian shamelessly wearing them around the flat. And that\u2019s all. I just want jim with tight \u2018kiss me I\u2019m &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/23\/amphigoricsymphony-barumonster\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[519,162,12327,20411,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190028"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190028"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190028\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}