{"id":189698,"date":"2014-09-25T14:43:58","date_gmt":"2014-09-25T14:43:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/25\/ryanccole-monasticmaestoso-portalgifs-no\/"},"modified":"2018-09-15T05:23:52","modified_gmt":"2018-09-15T05:23:52","slug":"ryanccole-monasticmaestoso-portalgifs-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/25\/ryanccole-monasticmaestoso-portalgifs-no\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-189698 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/25\/ryanccole-monasticmaestoso-portalgifs-no\/attachment\/189699\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"138\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tumblr_n214tkzBmR1qzqo6eo2_250-150x138.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2014\/09\/25\/ryanccole-monasticmaestoso-portalgifs-no\/attachment\/189700\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"138\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tumblr_n214tkzBmR1qzqo6eo1_250-150x138.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ryanccole.tumblr.com\/post\/88576288071\/monasticmaestoso-portalgifs-no-but-you-all\" target=\"_blank\">ryanccole<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/monasticmaestoso.tumblr.com\/post\/83408514447\" target=\"_blank\">monasticmaestoso<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/portalgifs.tumblr.com\/post\/82832868793\/no-but-you-all-need-to-understand-how-funny-this\" target=\"_blank\">portalgifs<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>WHaT CAVE JOHNSON\u2019S TURRET\u2019S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT\u201dS A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN\u00a0<strong>SPRING LOADED PISTON\u00a0<\/strong>TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>but it\u2019s 65% more bullet per bullet<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Wait a second are you telling me<\/p>\n<p>that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ryanccole: monasticmaestoso: portalgifs: NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. 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